Terrorists Have Kidnapped Bush!!!!
 

so a guy is sitting in stand still traffic on his way to work and all of a sudden a man knocks on his window
the guy rolls down his window and asks the man whats going on
the man says terrorists have kidnapped G W Bush and are demanding a $10,000,000 ransom or else they'll douse him in gas and torch him on on al jizzzeera
the guy asks how much he's collected so far
the man replies "ohh about 10 gallons and 15 books of matches"

didn't laugh, sorry

you suck

Shit, your stiff ....

Go listen to Denis Miller, I am sure you laugh at his jokes ...

That's so wrong...funny...but sooo wrong!

People would pay the $10 mil for terrorists to burn him, never mind send him back.

lol......

hehe, made me laugh atleast :1orglaugh

That was pretty original and unpredictable.

because you are a tard.

i didnt laugh, but nice try.

I thought it was fairly funny, but then all bush jokes are fairly funny

finally :-)

ehhehehe....
quite funny :)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOld joke.


but :)

Nice!!! Add another gallon and box of matches to that.

I laughed :D

You mean .. that was so right!!!

Fuck Bush and I'm not just talking about sex.

haha.. good one!

I hope that season 4 of 24 happens to Dubya

They practically write themselves:evil-laug

Funny. :thumbsup

Haha, thats a ransom I would not pay.