Terrorists Have Kidnapped Bush!!!!

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  • com
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 4541
    #1

    Terrorists Have Kidnapped Bush!!!!

    so a guy is sitting in stand still traffic on his way to work and all of a sudden a man knocks on his window
    the guy rolls down his window and asks the man whats going on
    the man says terrorists have kidnapped G W Bush and are demanding a $10,000,000 ransom or else they'll douse him in gas and torch him on on al jizzzeera
    the guy asks how much he's collected so far
    the man replies "ohh about 10 gallons and 15 books of matches"

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    • Downtime
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 7320
      #2
      didn't laugh, sorry
      #27024067

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        • com
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2003
          • 4541
          #3
          Originally posted by Downtime
          didn't laugh, sorry
          you suck

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            • directfiesta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 30157
              #4
              Originally posted by Downtime
              didn't laugh, sorry

              Shit, your stiff ....

              Go listen to Denis Miller, I am sure you laugh at his jokes ...
              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                • Lance69
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                  • Jan 2005
                  • 2266
                  #5
                  That's so wrong...funny...but sooo wrong!
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                    • Quagmire
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 6490
                      #6
                      People would pay the $10 mil for terrorists to burn him, never mind send him back.

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                        • chshkt
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1500
                          #7
                          lol......
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                            • Nicky
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 30071
                              #8
                              hehe, made me laugh atleast

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                                • sickkittens
                                  I am a meat popsicle.
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 25100
                                  #9
                                  That was pretty original and unpredictable.

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                                    • GatorB
                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 18208
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Downtime
                                      didn't laugh, sorry
                                      because you are a tard.

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                                        • XX_RydeR
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2004
                                          • 2151
                                          #11
                                          i didnt laugh, but nice try.
                                          You Dun Goofed!

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                                            • cool1
                                              sex is good
                                              • Sep 2001
                                              • 24939
                                              #12
                                              I thought it was fairly funny, but then all bush jokes are fairly funny

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                                                • gooddomains
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 10127
                                                  #13
                                                  finally :-)

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                                                    • mOrrI
                                                      It's over there...
                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 4208
                                                      #14
                                                      ehhehehe....
                                                      quite funny

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                                                        • u-Bob
                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 33063
                                                          #15
                                                          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOld joke.


                                                          but

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                                                            • ~mezzanine~
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2006
                                                              • 160
                                                              #16
                                                              Nice!!! Add another gallon and box of matches to that.
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                                                                • cranki
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                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 5162
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I laughed :D

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                                                                    • King Adam
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                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 5408
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Lance69
                                                                      That's so wrong...funny...but sooo wrong!
                                                                      You mean .. that was so right!!!

                                                                      Fuck Bush and I'm not just talking about sex.

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                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 28735
                                                                          #19
                                                                          haha.. good one!
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                                                                            • reynold
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 51271
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I hope that season 4 of 24 happens to Dubya

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                                                                                • mardigras
                                                                                  Bon temps!
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 14194
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by cool1
                                                                                  I thought it was fairly funny, but then all bush jokes are fairly funny
                                                                                  They practically write themselves
                                                                                  .

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                                                                                    • Ian
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                      • 1259
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Funny.

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                                                                                        • minusonebit
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                                          • 7391
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Haha, thats a ransom I would not pay.

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