Terrorists Have Kidnapped Bush!!!!
so a guy is sitting in stand still traffic on his way to work and all of a sudden a man knocks on his window
the guy rolls down his window and asks the man whats going on
the man says terrorists have kidnapped G W Bush and are demanding a $10,000,000 ransom or else they'll douse him in gas and torch him on on al jizzzeera
the guy asks how much he's collected so far
the man replies "ohh about 10 gallons and 15 books of matches"
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