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madawgz · 04-10-2006, 10:26 PM

50...... i think

gecko · 04-10-2006, 10:44 PM

Eat my shorts.

mrkris · 04-10-2006, 10:49 PM

What about the episode that was on tonight with the cult. The leader crashes into the hillbillys house with a bunch of bags of money.

HillBilly: Mister, you're trespassing on MY dirt farm.
Leader: You wouldn't happen to need a messiah would ya?
HillBilly: No, (cocks shotgun) but I'll take them sacks of money from ya

r-c-e · 04-10-2006, 11:22 PM

Advertisement: "Have you ever driven by a house fire and thought, 'how could this benefit me?'"

Enema · 04-10-2006, 11:54 PM

Homer to Chief Wiggum at the Chilli Cookoff:

"Don't lose your day job...... Whatever That is...."

GregA · 04-11-2006, 12:02 AM

"He carved it from a bigger spoon"

-Homer

Rictor · 04-11-2006, 12:03 AM

Homer: They have the Internet on computers now?!

Rictor · 04-11-2006, 12:04 AM

Homer: To start press any key...where's the "any key"?

More Booze · 04-11-2006, 01:54 AM

Bart: Thelonius? What are you doing behind the curtain.
Wiggum: I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed.
Ralph: Daddy's stomach is crying!

NoHassleSteve · 04-11-2006, 02:10 AM

Since we've already seen "To alcohol..."

Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know!

OR the parents great advice:

"I was wrong to have a dream. Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low that no will care if you succeed." -Marge

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try" - Homer

"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer

Nasty D · 04-11-2006, 02:14 AM

MMMMM Doughnuts

Penthouse Tony · 04-11-2006, 09:09 AM

there's a NEW mexico?!?!

sherie · 04-11-2006, 09:45 AM

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Smithers to Mr Burns. - I told you so
Mr. Burns - I told you so has a brother and his name is Shut UP.

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

dodger21 · 04-11-2006, 10:26 AM

Supernintendo Chalmers!

anne · 04-11-2006, 12:13 PM

I love the simpsons. I tivo them all so I can watch them when nothing else is on. Tivo rocks!

Mighty Chin · 04-11-2006, 12:28 PM

"Hey Fatty, I Got A Movie For Ya, How About " A Fridge To Far "

Downtime · 04-11-2006, 12:33 PM

lol the Ralph quotes are the best

Purple Haze · 04-11-2006, 02:07 PM

some good Homer quotes in this thread, here's another:

"I hope I didn't brain my damage." --Homer Simpson

gangbangjoe · 04-11-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

[Marge accidentally got breast implants]
Marge: You can't call breast implants a minor misunderstanding.
Dr. Hibbert: Look, Mrs. Simpson, if you want, you can come back in 48 hours, and I'll remove them.
Marge: You better. If not, my husbands gonna come back here, and do some malpractice on your face.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, yes, your husband. [sarcastically] I'm sure he'll be furious!

it was not dr. hibbert

Nasty JoJo · 04-11-2006, 03:00 PM

Bart: Aye Carumba!!!!

SteveLightspeed · 04-11-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

it was not dr. hibbert

I copy/pasted that from the "memorable quotes" section on imdb.com

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes

SteveLightspeed · 04-11-2006, 03:45 PM

Homer: Een America, first you get da suger. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen.

SteveLightspeed · 04-11-2006, 03:51 PM

Dr. Hibbert: You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs.

hova · 04-11-2006, 04:05 PM

this thread reminds to watch more simpsons

Calico Jack · 04-11-2006, 04:26 PM

Here's a shitload of them...funny stuff!
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Simpsons

SmutGiant · 04-14-2006, 12:01 AM

Best thread ever!

Thomas · 04-14-2006, 12:14 AM

Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? And these TV guides... so many memories...

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