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Old 04-11-2006, 02:10 AM  
NoHassleSteve
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Since we've already seen "To alcohol..."

Bart: Dad, why'd you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer: [frightened] I don't know!

OR the parents great advice:

"I was wrong to have a dream. Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low that no will care if you succeed." -Marge

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try" - Homer

"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer
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