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  • CyberHustler
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    • Feb 2006
    • 28750

    #51
    I got a 380...But i live in the Bronx, so I need it.
    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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    • Furious_Male
      Doing the grind since 99
      • Oct 2003
      • 16884

      #52
      I have a rifle handed down to me by my late father. That is about it. If I decided I wanted a gun it would simply be for target practice (I live in an area where it is real popular. They must all be gays with small cocls).
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      • tranza
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        • Jun 2003
        • 57559

        #53
        I couldn't agree more with Metaman (probably the first time I said this).
        I'm just a newbie.

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        • PixeLs
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 11922

          #54
          Originally posted by nofx
          guns are for protection

          Exactly. You can't say you are 100% safe even if you are inside your house nowadays.

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          • tristan_D
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            • Jul 2005
            • 7865

            #55
            is the size of the gun you own inversely proportional to the size of your cock?
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            • sicone
              Retired
              • Jan 2004
              • 18453

              #56
              I have several guns/rifles. Shit no wonder the ladies always laugh at me

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              • minusonebit
                So Fucking Banned
                • Feb 2006
                • 7391

                #57
                I have a big cock and I own guns. Why? For protection from thieves for one, not to mention, I want to be able to defend myself when Bush's Iron Guard comes for me.

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                • Nubiles
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 1496

                  #58
                  Do water guns count?
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                  • Kre8t0r
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                    • Jan 2003
                    • 1304

                    #59
                    Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                    A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

                    that's why.
                    Shoot the Canadian!

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18647

                      #60
                      people who sell crack and pick up money from crackheads don't drive around with guns

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                      • sperbonzo
                        I'd rather be on my boat.
                        • May 2003
                        • 9750

                        #61
                        Interestingly, Canada, with all of it's strict gun control laws, now has 50% MORE crime than the US.

                        Good luck with that "People shouldn't carry guns" crap.

                        There are now 32 states that are "right to carry" and in EVERY single case, crime DROPPED significantly after the concealed carry laws passed.
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                        • Malicious Biz
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4575

                          #62
                          I hunt. With guns.

                          You're not a true meat eater unless you've taken the life of an animal, skinned it, gutted, and eaten it.

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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46234

                            #63
                            I got a gun because I was running ads in the LA papers for models . . . had many problems from the 'south central' crowd . . so I got a gun, then I decided not to shoot the 'south central' crowd, but I still have the gun . . . my penis is just fine. thanks for asking . .

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                            • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 1908

                              #64
                              A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the gun toting men to keep and bear minuscule, freaky looking penises shall not be infringed.

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                              • MetaMan
                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 28682

                                #65
                                Originally posted by sonofsam
                                people who sell crack and pick up money from crackheads don't drive around with guns

                                ya ok buddy, because your internet friend who sell drugs to your other computer friends sure know!

                                you must be a fucking idiot.

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                                • d_train
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                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 1527

                                  #66
                                  I think guns, especially when they're displayed around the house like the rifles, attract more danger
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                                  • rodney25
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                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 7090

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                    why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

                                    although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

                                    does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

                                    well you're gay if you own a gun!
                                    just for protection


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                                    • PussyTeenies
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                                      • Feb 2005
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                                      #68
                                      guns dont kill people.. wrapperz do :D
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                                      • detoxed
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 17798

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                        why the hell do you own a gun? do you sell crack? do you have to roll around town and pick up money from crackheads?

                                        although some of you fat asses may answer yes to that, other then that WHY OWN A GUN?

                                        does it make up for your small penis when you walk out into the woods and shoot a Buc, walk up to it and stare at its giant deer penis and try to pretend you're not gay?

                                        well you're gay if you own a gun!

                                        your mind sucks

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                                        • scardog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 886

                                          #70
                                          two things.

                                          Metaman must love huge cock, otherwise the size of another man's cock would be of no concern to him. It's okay if you prefer to suck a big cock, you like what you like. Some people like to own guns to protect their home and safety.

                                          Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;)
                                          Last edited by scardog; 03-15-2006, 04:47 AM.

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                                          • Tricksy
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                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 2601

                                            #71
                                            Men just like games and toys... and a gun for many is a toy... nice dangerous toy.


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                                            • MakingItPay
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                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 1922

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Tricksy
                                              Men just like games and toys... and a gun for many is a toy... nice dangerous toy.
                                              A gun is a tool. Some use it for entertainment. But most grown up toys are dangerous. You don't want to take away everything that is dangerous do you?
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                                              • Teodora
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                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 471

                                                #73
                                                having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries

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                                                • Furious_Male
                                                  Doing the grind since 99
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 16884

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Malicious Biz
                                                  I hunt. With guns.

                                                  You're not a true meat eater unless you've taken the life of an animal, skinned it, gutted, and eaten it.
                                                  Raw right off the bone in the middle of the field.
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                                                  • u-Bob
                                                    there's no $$$ in porn
                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 33063

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                    <<< Asian, and owns 15 guns.

                                                    Definately has small penis.
                                                    15 guns means you've got 15 smalls cocks.

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                                                    • scardog
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 886

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Teodora
                                                      having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries
                                                      We prefer freedom here in the USA. We will risk a crazy guy from time to time to have the freedom of choice. If a guy goes crazy, and everybody had their gun with them, then he wouldn't get too many shots off.

                                                      They should consider outlawing cars, knives, and dangerous sports in your country too, since so many people get killed or hurt in accidents. Maybe the government should come over and cut your steak in little pieces so you don't get choked.

                                                      Not here baby! We are all grown up, and can live with risk as long as we are free to do what we want.

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                                                      • MetaMan
                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 28682

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by scardog
                                                        Also, metaman's home is probably a good candidate for home invasion, since the criminals don't have to worry about getting shot there. Hopefully if his home were invaded the police would get there in time to draw an outline with chalk around him, and put police tape on his front door. ;)

                                                        read you stupid mother fucker, i said i own 2 rifles,

                                                        geeze, 99% of you are to stupid to even read.

                                                        if you're so hardcore come and break into my house, are you threatening death on me? i would dare you to come within 2 feet of me, no one and i mean no one threatens death on me.

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                                                        • sperbonzo
                                                          I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 9750

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Teodora
                                                          having a private gun is prohibited in our country and i'm happy with it! If someone goes crazy here they hardly ever have the opportunity to grab a gun and shoot dozens of people on the street... it should be banned in all countries
                                                          The reason that guns were banned in your country was so that your Soviet overlords could keep control of you and your people couldn't do anything about it.

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                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                            • 20306

                                                            #79
                                                            You don't need to own a gun to have a small penis. I don't have a single gun and I have a very small pecker indeed.
                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • fetishblog
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                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 5995

                                                              #80
                                                              My job requires me to carry a gun so .


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                                                              • wedouglas
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Aug 2004
                                                                • 5921

                                                                #81
                                                                What is you have a sword? Like one of those sweet Japanese ancient ones?

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                                                                • scardog
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                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 886

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                  read you stupid mother fucker, i said i own 2 rifles,

                                                                  geeze, 99% of you are to stupid to even read.

                                                                  if you're so hardcore come and break into my house, are you threatening death on me? i would dare you to come within 2 feet of me, no one and i mean no one threatens death on me.
                                                                  This is the title of your thread!

                                                                  If you own a gun you probably have a small cock

                                                                  Oh, you do own a gun. Who is the stupid motherfucker here?

                                                                  Nobody is threatening you you asshat. Somebody wants to own a handgun and you want to rip him for it? If you want a guy with a big cock, then just ask if he has a big dick. It's simple.

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                                                                  • Madame0120
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                    • 1227

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                    why the hell do you own a gun?
                                                                    well you're gay if you own a gun!
                                                                    I can lock and load my short barrel Mossberg in a dark closet.

                                                                    However, my dick is HUGE

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                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 28682

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by scardog
                                                                      This is the title of your thread!

                                                                      If you own a gun you probably have a small cock

                                                                      Oh, you do own a gun. Who is the stupid motherfucker here?

                                                                      Nobody is threatening you you asshat. Somebody wants to own a handgun and you want to rip him for it? If you want a guy with a big cock, then just ask if he has a big dick. It's simple.

                                                                      read the thread cockholster, i am not going to spell it out for you, or maybe i will.

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                                                                      • scardog
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                                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                        read the thread cockholster, i am not going to spell it out for you, or maybe i will.

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                                                                        • Rebecca Love
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 2145

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                          i have several guns, so i can shoot people that call me gay for owning a gun :
                                                                          Classic!


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                                                                          • adultfora
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                                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            hmm... do i have the smallest dick in t he world then??
                                                                            i do not own this, but have one daily to use

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                                                                            • pr0
                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 23088

                                                                              #88
                                                                              I dunno about you guys....

                                                                              But i own assault rifles incase the british try to tax my tea again
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                                                                              • adultfora
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                                                                                • Sep 2005
                                                                                • 498

                                                                                #89
                                                                                LOL are you Indian?
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                                                                                • sherie
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 7020

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                  Interestingly, Canada, with all of it's strict gun control laws, now has 50% MORE crime than the US.

                                                                                  Good luck with that "People shouldn't carry guns" crap.

                                                                                  There are now 32 states that are "right to carry" and in EVERY single case, crime DROPPED significantly after the concealed carry laws passed.
                                                                                  Curious as to where you got that figure and is it violent crime? Crimes commited with guns...nope...Maybe all the drug addicts out west pump up that number via car thefts and shit, but there is no way that Canada has 50%more violent crime than that of the USA or crimes involving guns.
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                                                                                  • scardog
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                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 886

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Dude, if you are joking, perhaps you should make it funnier so people that love their right to own a gun, don't get offended. If you are pro-gun, and were trying to be funny, then okay. I didn't see it in your first post. Your second one was saying you owned a gun because someone handed it down.

                                                                                    So you are really in favor of owning handguns, and I just misunderstood your humor?

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