The Sultan Of Smut

I've been working on my understanding of women and what motivates their behaviour and believe I have developed a gereral framework with which you can fit all women within two standard deviations from the mean. Now the title of this thread is a little decieving since what I have hypothesized will not directly translate into scoring pussy but will certainly help.

All you have to do is sell yourself as someone that will allow her to not only fulfill any sort of financial/lifestyle requirements but to also win the competition. You see women usually don't give a shit about you when you meet them and care mostly about whether or not you will raise their status above the other women. This is definitely the case when meeting women in a bar.

One thing I should mention is that there have been some generalization made about men. I'm sure you've heard men described as looking primarily at the physical aspect of a woman and that women have more of a tendency to form an emotional bond. This isn't accurate. Men will be interested in a wide range of women displaying characteristics that, at times, are completely different. Getting laid is just an added bonus. Men seeking companionship will be interested in a variety of women as long as they genuinly appear to be giving themselves to him. Other men have their preferences for a mate (notice 'mate' and not companion) dicated by what they belive is the cultural 'ideal'. Forming a bond is not important but rather the opportunity to make other men envious. While women will fall in ?love? with several men over a lifetime men will usually only fall in love once. I think Hallmark should take a closer look at who truly create an emotional bond. Enough of that, back to the tutorial.

You would think that the alpha male would win every time given a womens desire to win the competition. This is where I think I can help all the other under 6', untucked flannel shirt wearing guys.If you ask any woman they will all say they enjoy dancing no matter if they are tall or short, skinny or fat, good looking or ugle. That's pretty amazing when you think about it. Why is that? Dancing in public allows them an opportunity to compete with other women in a way that isn't too aggressive and hopefully raise their imaginary (and at times) real status. If a woman is dancing by herself you can join right in and they will most likley finish the dance because no matter what you look like: They have won the attention of a male. If you're a troll you better enjoy the dance because while she has male attention she doesn't have the kind of attention that sets her apart from other women unless of coarse you have thought ahead and dressed expensively. If you have several clubs in your community I suggest you buy one expensive outfit that you can recycle on a nightly basis by simply going to a different bar. Note: Your outfit does not necessarily have to be 'in style' but simply expensive. Women can usually approximate the cost of your outfit and MAKE SURE you buy good shoes. That last not applies to guys who are univerally accepted as having less than average looks. If you're decent looking then you're lucky since you can save money by buying clothes that are 'in style' but not necessarily expensive. Make sure that if you are going to dress stylishly that you wear a shirt that fits snug no matter how fat you are. Wearing shirts that are untucked (hanging out of your pants) are NEVER a viable option. Most chicks like a slender frame with some muscle definition but not a muscle head and not a toothpick. Even if you're fat you still fit a fairly healthy niche by appearing 'manly'.

You might be wondering why I believe everything a woman does is an attempt to defeat other women. What guy actually looks at a woman's shoes and says 'Oh those pink bells are so cute!'. None. Women accessorise in an attempt to set themselves apart from other women. Also you might find it interesting that the #1 topic of discussion is sex and they will freely go into detail about your skills. Believe me they don't leave anything out, unless of coarse you suck. They let all other women know briefly that you're lame and then you're fucked. Always remember to clean the pipes before a possible first encounter so you're not as worked up. With most chicks all you need to do is last long enough for them to get off while picturing Fabio or whoever else that makes them cream.

Sorry, back to actually winning the prize. If you don't actually have the ability to dance, confidence, or financial stability to win the attention of a women you have to have another whiskey and make some shit up. I've only ever lied to a woman in a bar once just to try it (I told her after) so I may not be the best person to ask about it but basically you just need to make up a job title that makes you appear that you have a higher status than all other men in the bar. From there if you have a sense of humor and can keep the conversation going then you have definitely got a chance but that might not be enough to get in her pants so you might have to add an element of celebrity to your fake job (but not too much since they'll want to know why they've never heard of you). At this point you should now appear to be way more desireable than you actually are and the rest will be fodder for locker room boasting.

The Sultan Of Smut

Opinions?

The Sultan Of Smut

Bump for a great read!

The Sultan Of Smut

I can't believe I just spent the past hour thinking of that. So this is what it's come to...

dbavaria

start a blog, the people who read that kind of shit will buy every product you advertise

The Sultan Of Smut

HA HA thanks dude. Do you have a site you'ld like a little extra traffic to? I'll send some for free for participating in my thread

the Shemp

i would advise putting a wadd of 100's in your shirt pocket and strapping your cell phone to your thigh....that usually works.....maybe a flashlight insread of a cell phone...

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The Sultan Of Smut

Thanks I forgot to mention that. You don't need a wad of 100's just one on the outside or your money clip covering up all your fives. I love getting a little feedback since it helps me to expand on my close minded, pigish relationship philosophy. Do you have a particular page you would like some traffic sent to?

the Shemp

thanks bro, i think im cool for traffic tonite, can you send it to webgurl?

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The Sultan Of Smut

I sure can! It won't be much but I can place a hard link on a tgp that I'm starting to grow.

The Sultan Of Smut

What URL should I send it to?

P.S. Oh ya if she asks tell her to read the article I would love a woman's perspective.

the Shemp

cool. i heard you can make a buck or two with those TGP things..
send it to this URL http://www.stockingfever.com/
i think the webgurl owns that site..

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The Sultan Of Smut

I tried to write something but I have no idea how to sell stockings. The link is at:
http://www.drunkandslutty.com/main.php

I'm currently oversending to my trades and I'm been too lazy to find new ones. There's too many cheaters out there.

The Sultan Of Smut

I've only bumped this thread once so I figure it wouldn't be rude of me to bump it again.

IPK

fairly astute

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Blingbaby

Good stuff, thanks for the read.

The Sultan Of Smut

Give me an URL and I'll send you some surfers

The Sultan Of Smut

You too, you win the "respond to the asshole's thread" contest. Actually the traffic is kinda being wasted to I might as well give it to someone that spent a little time reading my rant.

Blingbaby

Unfortunately I am quite wasted otherwise I might contribute more than the standard 'I am so drunk' single sentence rant.

The Sultan Of Smut

Ya I'm kinda drunk too...

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It's amazing what you can do just by noticing their shoes, or by making the never-expected offer of head to climax with no strings (or penis) attached --






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The Sultan Of Smut

Here's part of a chapter I was working on:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...49#post9440349

tical

pretty accurate, especially in vegas

nice to see there are some players that have a clue, as sad as it is... the whole appearance factor is true. i cant wait to see people come in this thread w/ the need to express their self respect and start saying shit like , "i dress anyway i want, if they dont like me its their loss"

fuck that, that dont work in this game... especially in metro areas

there are points for everything, style, hair, physique, cash, teeth, hygiene, confidence, humor

there are a lot of variables that can get tossed into the mix but after some practice you'll know how to handle unexpected events

another thing thats important is what i call the slot machine rule... you take enough pulls, eventually you'll hit the jackpot...

the hardest thinig for guys is rejection, and females can be COLD... but most of the time its only if you approach them the wrong way. dont let it get you down, brush it off and move on. you'd probably never see that person again anyway, so no need to dwell.

its all about stepping your game up, highlight your attributes... let it be known you're the man then you'll be dippin it somethin new almost every weekend ;)

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tical

another thing

fat? workout

zits? get some accutane

yellow teeth? brite smile

bad hair? go to a stylist

broke? get a job or borrow some clothes

shy? drink

cant dance? learn to dance up close, its easy... or perfect something simple (watch the guys around you)

haha i love this topic

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diam0ndz

here is women in 2 lines

if you are the pool man she lusts for a basketball player

if your a basketball player she lusts for the pool man

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diam0ndz

in other words theres nothing to understand about women

its all timing.. you can score with any chick just has to be at right time

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The Sultan Of Smut

Absolutely. It's all about marketing. When it comes down to it, it doesn't matter how good the content if what you're presenting up front is shabby. You're personal click through ratio is going to suck and you're not going to convert.

I like to put a moderate amount of effort into my appearance, enough to grab their attention (being 6'4" makes it even easier) then I lay my pre-prepared bullshit lines that actually make it sound like I'm interested in what they have to say. From there it's all gravy.

The one difference is that I started to date this amazing girl who I had absolutely no need to artificially impress. She's outside the two standard deviations from the mean

The Sultan Of Smut

I agree that timing is important to a certain extent. For example, hitting on women that are showing a lot of skin. This is usually a sign that they are ovulating and are the one most likely to put out. Just remember to wrap up. Actually I usually wrap up AND pull out but that's only when I use those piece of shit thin condoms. Lately I've moved to the purple trojans because they never break but the sex isn't nearly as good

I like how women aren't up late like us guys. They can decide most of the time when to have company and when to be lonley. In an earlier threat I mentioned I would like to be a woman; and not because I have an unconscious desire to nob gobble. *sigh* If women only knew how much influence they can have...

2HousePlague

Yup.

And marketing is about communication. What medium is that happening on? How? Who is in control? What are the rules... etc. --









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The Sultan Of Smut

I'm just starting to realize that my post has absolutely no value when you're trying to hook up with a chick online in the 'one night stand' section. I have absolutely no idea what these chicks want to hear since I imagine they're all their for very different, very specific reasons.

The Sultan Of Smut

I just realized I don't like the title of my thread. I should have wrote "Score with women by first understanding their motivations". I think that's a little better.

cranki

Great text and so fucking true... humor is often underrated...

Manowar

good stuff dude

The Sultan Of Smut

Thanks man but I was actually kinda serious.

The Sultan Of Smut

Glad you liked it! I've noticed that there hasn't really been any women commenting.

KingK7

Haha good read, I cant believe you wrote all that though

cranki

yeah, I meant the humor as a trait that chicks dig... not your text being humorous ;)

cranki

I guess they feel kinda exposed

The Sultan Of Smut

Ya I totally agree. If you can make them laugh you can get in their pants; and if you can't re-read the first post in this thread and apply all techniques required.

Never give up. If this guy can do it anyone can!

ForteCash

Man, all this time and I thought that all it took was alcohol and a big dick.... FUCK!!!!!

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The Sultan Of Smut

Ladies? Comments/Critizism? I'd really like to hear it since it's the only way I'm going to expand my understanding of the fairer sex.

candyflip

I posted this in a quote thread yesterday, but it fits here.

"Women are meant to be loved, not understood" - Oscar Wilde

Once you grasp hold of this philosophy, you will be on your way.

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The Sultan Of Smut

I suppose most women really just need attention but I still think it doesn't hurt to try and understand them.

candyflip

Try all you want. It's no use. They'll even tell you the same thing.

Just go with the flow. Give them the attention they crave and love the hell out of them.

Even that doesn't work 100%, but you're better off than trying to figure out how one woman's head works. They're all so fucking different.

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The Sultan Of Smut

Now I'm getting tired and have resorted to crappy generalizations.

Grapesoda

fucking brilliant

The Sultan Of Smut

Thanks dude!

The Sultan Of Smut

Holy shit I just noticed this thread has had 281 views. Crazy.

jjjay

well written. good read.

EdgeXXX

Wow I'm a little shocked, you make some VERY astute observations here and I think you pretty much just "hit the nail on the head" here. I shall elaborate shortly... well, once I finish my first few cups o' coffee

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