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The Sultan Of Smut · 03-11-2006, 01:29 AM

I've been working on my understanding of women and what motivates their behaviour and believe I have developed a gereral framework with which you can fit all women within two standard deviations from the mean. Now the title of this thread is a little decieving since what I have hypothesized will not directly translate into scoring pussy but will certainly help.

All you have to do is sell yourself as someone that will allow her to not only fulfill any sort of financial/lifestyle requirements but to also win the competition. You see women usually don't give a shit about you when you meet them and care mostly about whether or not you will raise their status above the other women. This is definitely the case when meeting women in a bar.

One thing I should mention is that there have been some generalization made about men. I'm sure you've heard men described as looking primarily at the physical aspect of a woman and that women have more of a tendency to form an emotional bond. This isn't accurate. Men will be interested in a wide range of women displaying characteristics that, at times, are completely different. Getting laid is just an added bonus. Men seeking companionship will be interested in a variety of women as long as they genuinly appear to be giving themselves to him. Other men have their preferences for a mate (notice 'mate' and not companion) dicated by what they belive is the cultural 'ideal'. Forming a bond is not important but rather the opportunity to make other men envious. While women will fall in ?love? with several men over a lifetime men will usually only fall in love once. I think Hallmark should take a closer look at who truly create an emotional bond. Enough of that, back to the tutorial.

You would think that the alpha male would win every time given a womens desire to win the competition. This is where I think I can help all the other under 6', untucked flannel shirt wearing guys.If you ask any woman they will all say they enjoy dancing no matter if they are tall or short, skinny or fat, good looking or ugle. That's pretty amazing when you think about it. Why is that? Dancing in public allows them an opportunity to compete with other women in a way that isn't too aggressive and hopefully raise their imaginary (and at times) real status. If a woman is dancing by herself you can join right in and they will most likley finish the dance because no matter what you look like: They have won the attention of a male. If you're a troll you better enjoy the dance because while she has male attention she doesn't have the kind of attention that sets her apart from other women unless of coarse you have thought ahead and dressed expensively. If you have several clubs in your community I suggest you buy one expensive outfit that you can recycle on a nightly basis by simply going to a different bar. Note: Your outfit does not necessarily have to be 'in style' but simply expensive. Women can usually approximate the cost of your outfit and MAKE SURE you buy good shoes. That last not applies to guys who are univerally accepted as having less than average looks. If you're decent looking then you're lucky since you can save money by buying clothes that are 'in style' but not necessarily expensive. Make sure that if you are going to dress stylishly that you wear a shirt that fits snug no matter how fat you are. Wearing shirts that are untucked (hanging out of your pants) are NEVER a viable option. Most chicks like a slender frame with some muscle definition but not a muscle head and not a toothpick. Even if you're fat you still fit a fairly healthy niche by appearing 'manly'.

You might be wondering why I believe everything a woman does is an attempt to defeat other women. What guy actually looks at a woman's shoes and says 'Oh those pink bells are so cute!'. None. Women accessorise in an attempt to set themselves apart from other women. Also you might find it interesting that the #1 topic of discussion is sex and they will freely go into detail about your skills. Believe me they don't leave anything out, unless of coarse you suck. They let all other women know briefly that you're lame and then you're fucked. Always remember to clean the pipes before a possible first encounter so you're not as worked up. With most chicks all you need to do is last long enough for them to get off while picturing Fabio or whoever else that makes them cream.

Sorry, back to actually winning the prize. If you don't actually have the ability to dance, confidence, or financial stability to win the attention of a women you have to have another whiskey and make some shit up. I've only ever lied to a woman in a bar once just to try it (I told her after) so I may not be the best person to ask about it but basically you just need to make up a job title that makes you appear that you have a higher status than all other men in the bar. From there if you have a sense of humor and can keep the conversation going then you have definitely got a chance but that might not be enough to get in her pants so you might have to add an element of celebrity to your fake job (but not too much since they'll want to know why they've never heard of you). At this point you should now appear to be way more desireable than you actually are and the rest will be fodder for locker room boasting.

03-11-2006, 01:29 AM
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Score with women by first UNDERSTANDING them. (Tutorial) I've been working on my understanding of women and what motivates their behaviour and believe I have developed a gereral framework with which you can fit all women within two standard deviations from the mean. Now the title of this thread is a little decieving since what I have hypothesized will not directly translate into scoring pussy but will certainly help. All you have to do is sell yourself as someone that will allow her to not only fulfill any sort of financial/lifestyle requirements but to also win the competition. You see women usually don't give a shit about you when you meet them and care mostly about whether or not you will raise their status above the other women. This is definitely the case when meeting women in a bar. One thing I should mention is that there have been some generalization made about men. I'm sure you've heard men described as looking primarily at the physical aspect of a woman and that women have more of a tendency to form an emotional bond. This isn't accurate. Men will be interested in a wide range of women displaying characteristics that, at times, are completely different. Getting laid is just an added bonus. Men seeking companionship will be interested in a variety of women as long as they genuinly appear to be giving themselves to him. Other men have their preferences for a mate (notice 'mate' and not companion) dicated by what they belive is the cultural 'ideal'. Forming a bond is not important but rather the opportunity to make other men envious. While women will fall in ?love? with several men over a lifetime men will usually only fall in love once. I think Hallmark should take a closer look at who truly create an emotional bond. Enough of that, back to the tutorial. You would think that the alpha male would win every time given a womens desire to win the competition. This is where I think I can help all the other under 6', untucked flannel shirt wearing guys.If you ask any woman they will all say they enjoy dancing no matter if they are tall or short, skinny or fat, good looking or ugle. That's pretty amazing when you think about it. Why is that? Dancing in public allows them an opportunity to compete with other women in a way that isn't too aggressive and hopefully raise their imaginary (and at times) real status. If a woman is dancing by herself you can join right in and they will most likley finish the dance because no matter what you look like: They have won the attention of a male. If you're a troll you better enjoy the dance because while she has male attention she doesn't have the kind of attention that sets her apart from other women unless of coarse you have thought ahead and dressed expensively. If you have several clubs in your community I suggest you buy one expensive outfit that you can recycle on a nightly basis by simply going to a different bar. Note: Your outfit does not necessarily have to be 'in style' but simply expensive. Women can usually approximate the cost of your outfit and MAKE SURE you buy good shoes. That last not applies to guys who are univerally accepted as having less than average looks. If you're decent looking then you're lucky since you can save money by buying clothes that are 'in style' but not necessarily expensive. Make sure that if you are going to dress stylishly that you wear a shirt that fits snug no matter how fat you are. Wearing shirts that are untucked (hanging out of your pants) are NEVER a viable option. Most chicks like a slender frame with some muscle definition but not a muscle head and not a toothpick. Even if you're fat you still fit a fairly healthy niche by appearing 'manly'. You might be wondering why I believe everything a woman does is an attempt to defeat other women. What guy actually looks at a woman's shoes and says 'Oh those pink bells are so cute!'. None. Women accessorise in an attempt to set themselves apart from other women. Also you might find it interesting that the #1 topic of discussion is sex and they will freely go into detail about your skills. Believe me they don't leave anything out, unless of coarse you suck. They let all other women know briefly that you're lame and then you're fucked. Always remember to clean the pipes before a possible first encounter so you're not as worked up. With most chicks all you need to do is last long enough for them to get off while picturing Fabio or whoever else that makes them cream. Sorry, back to actually winning the prize. If you don't actually have the ability to dance, confidence, or financial stability to win the attention of a women you have to have another whiskey and make some shit up. I've only ever lied to a woman in a bar once just to try it (I told her after) so I may not be the best person to ask about it but basically you just need to make up a job title that makes you appear that you have a higher status than all other men in the bar. From there if you have a sense of humor and can keep the conversation going then you have definitely got a chance but that might not be enough to get in her pants so you might have to add an element of celebrity to your fake job (but not too much since they'll want to know why they've never heard of you). At this point you should now appear to be way more desireable than you actually are and the rest will be fodder for locker room boasting.