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Join Date: Nov 2002
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I Haven't Shit In 3 Days !!!
How much longer before i have to go see the doc ??
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take a lax
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I need a beer
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Eat more fibre..or drink a case of beer
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Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.
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do to the drugstore and talk to the druggist he will tell you what to take.
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drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette
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Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.
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3-4 big celery sticks should do it.. natures laxative..
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*goes to look for carrots*
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there's no $$$ in porn
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just remove the butt plug...
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I had a hernia surgery like 10 years ago, didn't shit for 10 days. Because of the anesthesia I suppose. My first load was huge, to say the least.
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fiber and lots of water should do the job...
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go out and look for the hottest chick you can find. when you find one, walk up to her and ask her on a date. It'll make you all nervous and you'll have to take a shit.
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![]() www.colonblow.com Juicy used this awhile back. I bought some but scared after I saw the crazy ass turds that came out of people.
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Muesli, coffee and fig rolls.
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Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)
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prune juice
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that photo is disgusting
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congrats
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Red wine - works wonders.
As far as the Dr is concerned at this stage - I wouldnt worry unless you get pain or start vomiting. Senna of course is good - if you have a problem with big hard shits then Lactulose is the stuff you need. You can get both from the chemist. |
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eat some fiber, my god lol
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try: water, green leafy vegetables, fruits rich in fiber and pro-digestion cereals
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Drink a lot of water..
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max 7 days.. then you will explode
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drink lots of coffee and smoke a CIG that should do the job always works for me
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put one or two spoon salt in boiled water and drink it.now wait for natures call.
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I suggestb you should see your doctor now.
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ai... does it hurt?
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Seeking a professional help is advisable at this stage.
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Drink mallow tea, but don't plan nothing for the next 24 hours as
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Try more
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sit your ass down on the bowl and snort 2 lines of coke.....
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i think that is not normal dude and you should see your doctor.
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I have always felt alot of you are full of shit
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# Eat a high fiber diet.
# Drink adequate liquids. # Exercise regularly (even a daily 15 minute walk!). # Get into a rhythm - try to have a bowel movement at the same time each day. # Don't ignore your body's signals to have a bowel movement. see http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/your...ipation.htm%22 for more info
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Panic over !!
I just dropped one 5mins ago... ![]() My ass hurts a bit now though... |
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Congrats! Shitting on a regular basis is safe.
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Man, you're gonna give yourself 'rhoids if you keep this up.
See the light and eat right....and never go through this torture again... ![]() But, thanks for the update. I'm sure you're, ah, relieved.
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