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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67792
    #1

    I Haven't Shit In 3 Days !!!

    How much longer before i have to go see the doc ??


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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568
      #2
      take a lax

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Eat more fibre..or drink a case of beer

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            • Raven
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6874
              #4
              Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.
              Raven

              ~RETIRED~

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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021
                  #5
                  do to the drugstore and talk to the druggist he will tell you what to take.

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                    • Enculé
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 48
                      #6
                      drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Enculé
                          smoke a cigarette
                          I'll wait 7 days for a shit before i smoke again...


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                            • volante
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                              • Mar 2002
                              • 2940
                              #8
                              Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.

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                                • Raven
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 6874
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Raven
                                  Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.
                                  I'm not shittin' you, no pun intended. This works. Especially the raw carrots.
                                  Raven

                                  ~RETIRED~

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                                    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                      WW4L
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 10581
                                      #10
                                      3-4 big celery sticks should do it.. natures laxative..

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                                        • Scott McD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67792
                                          #11
                                          *goes to look for carrots*


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                                            • u-Bob
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                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 33063
                                              #12
                                              just remove the butt plug...

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                                                • vending_machine
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 1070
                                                  #13
                                                  I had a hernia surgery like 10 years ago, didn't shit for 10 days. Because of the anesthesia I suppose. My first load was huge, to say the least.

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                                                    • Raven
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6874
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                      just remove the butt plug...
                                                      Now, THAT'S funny.
                                                      Raven

                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                        • sniperwolf
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                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                          • 17743
                                                          #15
                                                          fiber and lots of water should do the job...
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                                                            • CyberHustler
                                                              Masterbaiter
                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                              • 28750
                                                              #16
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                                                                • BobG
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 4274
                                                                  #17
                                                                  go out and look for the hottest chick you can find. when you find one, walk up to her and ask her on a date. It'll make you all nervous and you'll have to take a shit.

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                                                                    • StatsJunky
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                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 639
                                                                      #18


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                                                                        • Tim
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 19199
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Muesli, coffee and fig rolls.
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 19199
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by StatsJunky


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                                                                                • PixeLs
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                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                  How much longer before i have to go see the doc??
                                                                                  What have you eaten these past three days by the way?

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                                                                                    • Rebecca Love
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                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 2145
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by volante
                                                                                      Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.
                                                                                      And lots and lots of courtesy flushes.


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                                                                                        • NaughtyJulie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                          • 232
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)

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                                                                                            • HorseShit
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 17513
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              prune juice

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                                                                                                    • NaughtyJulie
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                                                                      • 232
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by NaughtyJulie
                                                                                                      Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)
                                                                                                      Should also add, they call them "Dried Plums" now. They're "updated". Whatever They still work.
                                                                                                      Last edited by NaughtyJulie; 03-14-2006, 06:09 PM. Reason: extra info

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                                                                                                        • Bluewire Ross
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                                                          • 2169
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          that photo is disgusting

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                                                                                                            • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                              • 26118
                                                                                                              #28
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                                                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                  • 12745
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Red wine - works wonders.

                                                                                                                  As far as the Dr is concerned at this stage - I wouldnt worry unless you get pain or start vomiting.

                                                                                                                  Senna of course is good - if you have a problem with big hard shits then Lactulose is the stuff you need. You can get both from the chemist.

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                                                                                                                    • sfera
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                      • 8597
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      eat some fiber, my god lol

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                                                                                                                        • Bob_cougar
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                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                          • 1935
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          try: water, green leafy vegetables, fruits rich in fiber and pro-digestion cereals

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                                                                                                                            • rodney25
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                              • 7090
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Drink a lot of water..


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                                                                                                                                • PussyTeenies
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  max 7 days.. then you will explode
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                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 18478
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      drink lots of coffee and smoke a CIG that should do the job always works for me
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                                                                                                                                        • sexybabe
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 3129
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          put one or two spoon salt in boiled water and drink it.now wait for natures call.

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                                                                                                                                            • alec
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 1877
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I suggestb you should see your doctor now.

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                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 28735
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  ai... does it hurt?
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                                                                                                                                                    • nick1980
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 1435
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Seeking a professional help is advisable at this stage.

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                                                                                                                                                        • Teodora
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                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2006
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                                                                                                                                                          Drink mallow tea, but don't plan nothing for the next 24 hours as

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                                                                                                                                                            • kostas
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                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Try more

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                                                                                                                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 9377
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  sit your ass down on the bowl and snort 2 lines of coke.....
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                                                                                                                                                                    • reed_4
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                      • 9640
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      i think that is not normal dude and you should see your doctor.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5235
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I have always felt alot of you are full of shit

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                                                                                                                                                                            • je_rome
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                              • 6846
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                                                                                                                                                                              # Eat a high fiber diet.
                                                                                                                                                                              # Drink adequate liquids.
                                                                                                                                                                              # Exercise regularly (even a daily 15 minute walk!).
                                                                                                                                                                              # Get into a rhythm - try to have a bowel movement at the same time each day.
                                                                                                                                                                              # Don't ignore your body's signals to have a bowel movement.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 67792
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Panic over !!

                                                                                                                                                                                  I just dropped one 5mins ago...



                                                                                                                                                                                  My ass hurts a bit now though...


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                                                                                                                                                                                    • maxxx_fucktor
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1498
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Congrats! Shitting on a regular basis is safe.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • u-Bob
                                                                                                                                                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 33063
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                                                                                                                          Panic over !!

                                                                                                                                                                                          I just dropped one 5mins ago...



                                                                                                                                                                                          My ass hurts a bit now though...
                                                                                                                                                                                          this thread needs more pics

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Raven
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 6874
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Man, you're gonna give yourself 'rhoids if you keep this up.

                                                                                                                                                                                              See the light and eat right....and never go through this torture again...

                                                                                                                                                                                              But, thanks for the update. I'm sure you're, ah, relieved.
                                                                                                                                                                                              Raven

                                                                                                                                                                                              ~RETIRED~

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