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Scott McD · 03-14-2006, 05:58 PM

How much longer before i have to go see the doc ??

wdsguy · 03-14-2006, 05:58 PM

take a lax

Spunky · 03-14-2006, 05:59 PM

Eat more fibre..or drink a case of beer

Raven · 03-14-2006, 06:00 PM

Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.

tony286 · 03-14-2006, 06:00 PM

do to the drugstore and talk to the druggist he will tell you what to take.

Enculé · 03-14-2006, 06:01 PM

drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette

Scott McD · 03-14-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Enculé

smoke a cigarette

I'll wait 7 days for a shit before i smoke again...

volante · 03-14-2006, 06:17 PM

Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.

Raven · 03-14-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raven

Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.

I'm not shittin' you, no pun intended. This works. Especially the raw carrots.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-14-2006, 06:20 PM

3-4 big celery sticks should do it.. natures laxative..

Scott McD · 03-14-2006, 06:21 PM

*goes to look for carrots*

u-Bob · 03-14-2006, 06:23 PM

just remove the butt plug...

vending_machine · 03-14-2006, 06:38 PM

I had a hernia surgery like 10 years ago, didn't shit for 10 days. Because of the anesthesia I suppose. My first load was huge, to say the least.

Raven · 03-14-2006, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

just remove the butt plug...

Now, THAT'S funny.

sniperwolf · 03-14-2006, 07:42 PM

fiber and lots of water should do the job...

CyberHustler · 03-14-2006, 07:46 PM

BobG · 03-14-2006, 07:48 PM

go out and look for the hottest chick you can find. when you find one, walk up to her and ask her on a date. It'll make you all nervous and you'll have to take a shit.

StatsJunky · 03-14-2006, 07:52 PM

www.colonblow.com Juicy used this awhile back. I bought some but scared after I saw the crazy ass turds that came out of people.

Tim · 03-14-2006, 07:54 PM

Muesli, coffee and fig rolls.

Tim · 03-14-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by StatsJunky

www.colonblow.com Juicy used this awhile back. I bought some but scared after I saw the crazy ass turds that came out of people.

"Often times, people are able to Colonblow without much disruption to their normal schedules. However, it would be good not to plan a mini Triathlon over lunch that day"

PixeLs · 03-14-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

How much longer before i have to go see the doc??

What have you eaten these past three days by the way?

Rebecca Love · 03-14-2006, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante

Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.

And lots and lots of courtesy flushes.

NaughtyJulie · 03-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)

HorseShit · 03-14-2006, 08:04 PM

prune juice

devilspost · 03-14-2006, 08:07 PM

NaughtyJulie · 03-14-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyJulie

Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)

Should also add, they call them "Dried Plums" now. They're "updated". Whatever

They still work.

Bluewire Ross · 03-14-2006, 08:10 PM

that photo is disgusting

SomeCreep · 03-14-2006, 08:16 PM

congrats

Damian_Maxcash · 03-14-2006, 08:16 PM

Red wine - works wonders.

As far as the Dr is concerned at this stage - I wouldnt worry unless you get pain or start vomiting.

Senna of course is good - if you have a problem with big hard shits then Lactulose is the stuff you need. You can get both from the chemist.

sfera · 03-14-2006, 08:20 PM

eat some fiber, my god lol

Bob_cougar · 03-14-2006, 09:23 PM

try: water, green leafy vegetables, fruits rich in fiber and pro-digestion cereals

rodney25 · 03-15-2006, 12:07 AM

Drink a lot of water..

PussyTeenies · 03-15-2006, 01:18 AM

max 7 days.. then you will explode

BAKO · 03-15-2006, 01:20 AM

drink lots of coffee and smoke a CIG that should do the job always works for me

sexybabe · 03-15-2006, 01:27 AM

put one or two spoon salt in boiled water and drink it.now wait for natures call.

alec · 03-15-2006, 01:51 AM

I suggestb you should see your doctor now.

Violetta · 03-15-2006, 01:53 AM

ai... does it hurt?

nick1980 · 03-15-2006, 02:16 AM

Seeking a professional help is advisable at this stage.

Teodora · 03-15-2006, 02:29 AM

Drink mallow tea, but don't plan nothing for the next 24 hours as

kostas · 03-15-2006, 02:37 AM

Try more

ServerGenius · 03-15-2006, 02:58 AM

sit your ass down on the bowl and snort 2 lines of coke.....

reed_4 · 03-15-2006, 03:13 AM

i think that is not normal dude and you should see your doctor.

sumphatpimp · 03-15-2006, 03:16 AM

I have always felt alot of you are full of shit

je_rome · 03-15-2006, 03:54 AM

# Eat a high fiber diet.
# Drink adequate liquids.
# Exercise regularly (even a daily 15 minute walk!).
# Get into a rhythm - try to have a bowel movement at the same time each day.
# Don't ignore your body's signals to have a bowel movement.

see http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/your...ipation.htm%22 for more info

Scott McD · 03-15-2006, 04:59 AM

Panic over !!

I just dropped one 5mins ago...

My ass hurts a bit now though...

maxxx_fucktor · 03-15-2006, 05:09 AM

Congrats! Shitting on a regular basis is safe.

u-Bob · 03-15-2006, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Panic over !!

I just dropped one 5mins ago...

My ass hurts a bit now though...

this thread needs more pics

Raven · 03-15-2006, 07:34 AM

Man, you're gonna give yourself 'rhoids if you keep this up.

See the light and eat right....and never go through this torture again...

But, thanks for the update. I'm sure you're, ah, relieved.

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