I Haven't Shit In 3 Days !!!
 

How much longer before i have to go see the doc ?? :helpme

take a lax

Eat more fibre..or drink a case of beer :)

Oatmeal. Water. Lots of it. Oh. And scads of carrots.

do to the drugstore and talk to the druggist he will tell you what to take.

drink some coffee and smoke a cigarette

I'll wait 7 days for a shit before i smoke again... :1orglaugh

Guinness and sprouts, although not together. Have a gasmask on standby if you live with anyone.

I'm not shittin' you, no pun intended. This works. Especially the raw carrots.

3-4 big celery sticks should do it.. natures laxative..

*goes to look for carrots*

just remove the butt plug... :)

I had a hernia surgery like 10 years ago, didn't shit for 10 days. Because of the anesthesia I suppose. My first load was huge, to say the least.

Now, THAT'S funny.

fiber and lots of water should do the job...

go out and look for the hottest chick you can find. when you find one, walk up to her and ask her on a date. It'll make you all nervous and you'll have to take a shit.:thumbsup

http://colonblow.com/images/dear_mom_2.jpg

www.colonblow.com Juicy used this awhile back. I bought some but scared after I saw the crazy ass turds that came out of people.

Muesli, coffee and fig rolls. :thumbsup

"Often times, people are able to Colonblow without much disruption to their normal schedules. However, it would be good not to plan a mini Triathlon over lunch that day" :1orglaugh

What have you eaten these past three days by the way?

And lots and lots of courtesy flushes.:thumbsup

Avoid dairy & get some prunes. I think the brand is Sunsweet? They make naturally flavored ones now, cherry and orange. They're also great sources of daily fiber and antioxidants ;)

prune juice

Should also add, they call them "Dried Plums" now. They're "updated". Whatever :1orglaugh They still work.

that photo is disgusting

congrats

Red wine - works wonders.

As far as the Dr is concerned at this stage - I wouldnt worry unless you get pain or start vomiting.

Senna of course is good - if you have a problem with big hard shits then Lactulose is the stuff you need. You can get both from the chemist.

eat some fiber, my god lol

try: water, green leafy vegetables, fruits rich in fiber and pro-digestion cereals

Drink a lot of water..

max 7 days.. then you will explode

drink lots of coffee and smoke a CIG that should do the job always works for me

put one or two spoon salt in boiled water and drink it.now wait for natures call.

I suggestb you should see your doctor now.

ai... does it hurt?

Seeking a professional help is advisable at this stage.

Drink mallow tea, but don't plan nothing for the next 24 hours as :1orglaugh

Try more

sit your ass down on the bowl and snort 2 lines of coke.....:1orglaugh

i think that is not normal dude and you should see your doctor.

I have always felt alot of you are full of shit

# Eat a high fiber diet.
# Drink adequate liquids.
# Exercise regularly (even a daily 15 minute walk!).
# Get into a rhythm - try to have a bowel movement at the same time each day.
# Don't ignore your body's signals to have a bowel movement.

see http://www.aurorahealthcare.org/your...ipation.htm%22 for more info

Panic over !!

I just dropped one 5mins ago... :pimp



My ass hurts a bit now though...

Congrats! Shitting on a regular basis is safe. :)

this thread needs more pics :)

Man, you're gonna give yourself 'rhoids if you keep this up.

See the light and eat right....and never go through this torture again...:)

But, thanks for the update. I'm sure you're, ah, relieved.