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	My Wife Left Me... ------------------------- I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"  | 
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		 ya it was kinda a bad joke... I'll post something better later... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 This should make up for the lame bad joke... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i hope it was a joke only  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Good thing it was only a joke. You never know though, cause some of the webmasters can not afford 12 packs of beer on what little amounts they make off their trickles of traffic they send to programs. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 don't mind them, i liked the joke! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I didn't realized it was a joke until the last line. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 i dunno, it was a good redneck joke 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 hehe... good one! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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