My Wife Left Me...
 

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My Wife Left Me...
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I don't understand. After the last child was born,
she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to
give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a
12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45
in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

The funniest thing in this thread so far :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

ya it was kinda a bad joke... I'll post something better later...

This should make up for the lame bad joke...
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i hope it was a joke only :)

Tomud

Yeah it did, lol

Good thing it was only a joke. You never know though, cause some of the webmasters can not afford 12 packs of beer on what little amounts they make off their trickles of traffic they send to programs.

:1orglaugh

don't mind them, i liked the joke!

I didn't realized it was a joke until the last line.

thank you for admitting that it was not a good joke after all :)

i dunno, it was a good redneck joke

hehe... good one!