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Old 02-28-2006, 12:11 AM   #1
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My Wife Left Me...

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My Wife Left Me...
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I don't understand. After the last child was born,
she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to
give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a
12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45
in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:17 AM   #2
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The funniest thing in this thread so far

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Old 02-28-2006, 12:20 AM   #3
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ya it was kinda a bad joke... I'll post something better later...
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:24 AM   #4
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This should make up for the lame bad joke...
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:29 AM   #5
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i hope it was a joke only

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Old 02-28-2006, 12:31 AM   #6
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Yeah it did, lol
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:36 AM   #7
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Good thing it was only a joke. You never know though, cause some of the webmasters can not afford 12 packs of beer on what little amounts they make off their trickles of traffic they send to programs.
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:37 AM   #8
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:41 AM   #9
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don't mind them, i liked the joke!
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:47 AM   #10
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I didn't realized it was a joke until the last line.
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:48 AM   #11
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ya it was kinda a bad joke... I'll post something better later...
thank you for admitting that it was not a good joke after all
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Old 02-28-2006, 12:51 AM   #12
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i dunno, it was a good redneck joke
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Old 02-28-2006, 01:43 AM   #13
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hehe... good one!
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