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Jarmusch · 02-27-2006, 01:56 PM

You're gay.

After Shock Media · 02-27-2006, 01:57 PM

Yes that makes a whole lot of sense.

reginaldo · 02-27-2006, 01:59 PM

fully agree... if your not single and own a cat, your owned

Wiggles · 02-27-2006, 02:01 PM

cats are low maintenance. and guys are lazy.

bastardsquad · 02-27-2006, 02:01 PM

dogs are where it's at...

Tom_PM · 02-27-2006, 02:02 PM

Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?

sickkittens · 02-27-2006, 02:15 PM

What did you name your kitty?

Platinum Mike · 02-27-2006, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

You're gay.

HAHAHAHA!

Evil Chris · 02-27-2006, 02:17 PM

some guys need pussy no matter what though...

Tat2Jr · 02-27-2006, 02:17 PM

Thanks for letting me know.... I guess I'm gonna have stop fucking girls now, 'cause I'm not getting rid of my cat.

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 02:37 PM

Not if you own a Serval.

One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).

jimthefiend · 02-27-2006, 02:43 PM

If you're married and look at porn your wife is ugly.

Well it makes about as much sense...

corvette · 02-27-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Not if you own a Serval.

One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).

[labret]

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 02:51 PM

Heh, yeah. The cat looks like it would eat a baby though so it may not be marriage safe.

corvette · 02-27-2006, 02:58 PM

specially trained to hold rusty screwdrivers?

Dildozer · 02-27-2006, 02:59 PM

Manowar · 02-27-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

WTF is that

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Haha, yeah or worse! lol

dynastoned · 02-27-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dildozer

ORLY?

EroticySteve · 02-27-2006, 03:01 PM

Cats are so easy to take care of. But I have dogs, they are fun.

BusterBunny · 02-27-2006, 03:02 PM

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 03:03 PM

Dildozer has finally lost it.

Violetta · 02-27-2006, 03:33 PM

I'm allergic!

Michaelious · 02-27-2006, 03:33 PM

Well that's shocking but equally true

Pipecrew · 02-27-2006, 03:37 PM

I dont have any pets, but cats are alot more low maintenance, you can leave them in your house for a week alone and they wont destroy all your shit, just leave them lots of food and water. Dogs go crazy and destroy everything.

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

I dont have any pets, but cats are alot more low maintenance, you can leave them in your house for a week alone and they wont destroy all your shit, just leave them lots of food and water. Dogs go crazy and destroy everything.

This is true.

TDF · 02-27-2006, 03:53 PM

so thats why guys find me atttractive

Dollarmansteve · 02-27-2006, 03:54 PM

what if you arent single and have two cats?

WebairGerard · 02-27-2006, 03:58 PM

I think you mean... If you're a single guy and own the soundtrack to "Cats" you're gay!

crockett · 02-27-2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

WTF is that

looks like Jabba the hut

pornguy · 02-27-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by WebairGerard

I think you mean... If you're a single guy and own the soundtrack to "Cats" you're gay!

I think that is what he ment. Good call. you da man!

tristan_D · 02-27-2006, 07:27 PM

only gays prefer a cat than a real pussy

reynold · 02-27-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

what if you arent single and have two cats?

You probably own a stinky couch..

Persignup Dustin · 02-27-2006, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

If you're married and look at porn your wife is ugly.

Well it makes about as much sense...

Mike Seth · 02-27-2006, 07:56 PM

That's an interesting idea. If you're dumped it makes you instantly gay until you find another girlfriend. When you do it makes you ungay!

Spunky · 02-27-2006, 08:21 PM

I'll let my girl know

PixeLs · 02-27-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Seth

That's an interesting idea. If you're dumped it makes you instantly gay until you find another girlfriend. When you do it makes you ungay!

..and if you chose to settle on cats instead of finding a new one?

Downtime · 02-27-2006, 08:47 PM

definately agree with you there

SilentKnight · 02-27-2006, 08:50 PM

Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?

adultchica · 02-27-2006, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?

wow that is just scary lol

Vitasoy · 02-27-2006, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

Not if you own a Serval.

One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).

That is one bad ass kitty

Vitasoy · 02-27-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?

OMG... that dude has issues

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 09:32 PM

BWahahahahahahaha

chadglni · 02-27-2006, 09:32 PM

I agree with the OP. Cats are fucking satans spawn and only women have a natural bond with them in that regard.

suesheboy · 02-27-2006, 09:37 PM

I must be uber ghey.

(uber and Ghey makes me even Gayer)

baddog · 02-27-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

what if you arent single and have two cats?

Then you are PWed

BoyAlley · 02-27-2006, 10:16 PM

If you're a guy, and you live with another guy, and you both take turns fucking each other's asses, and you have a cat.

You're gay.

BoyAlley · 02-27-2006, 10:17 PM

reed_4 · 02-28-2006, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

If you're a guy, and you live with another guy, and you both take turns fucking each other's asses, and you have a cat.

You're gay.

You are so right BoyAlley.

BoneGirl · 03-01-2006, 12:36 PM

Maybe he just like bestie--pussy???

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