If you're a single guy and own a cat

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • Jarmusch
     
    • May 2003
    • 12479
    #1

    If you're a single guy and own a cat

    You're gay.
    Tags: None
    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299
      #2
      Yes that makes a whole lot of sense.

      [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

        Comment

        • reginaldo
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2006
          • 610
          #3
          fully agree... if your not single and own a cat, your owned

            Comment

            • Wiggles
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2004
              • 14423
              #4
              cats are low maintenance. and guys are lazy.
              no sig

                Comment

                • bastardsquad
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 529
                  #5
                  dogs are where it's at...


                  - White Label Options – Geotargeted and Dynamic Ads
                  Eroticy Affiliate Manager-ICQ=216379335 AIM=eroticypaulv PaulV(at)Eroticy(dot)com
                  Straight, Gay, and Swing Communities. -Hit me up and let's do business.

                    Comment

                    • Tom_PM
                      Porn Meister
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 16443
                      #6
                      Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?
                      43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

                        Comment

                        • sickkittens
                          I am a meat popsicle.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25100
                          #7
                          What did you name your kitty?

                          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!
                          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

                            Comment

                            • Platinum Mike
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 343
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Jarmusch
                              You're gay.
                              HAHAHAHA!


                              Platinum MIke
                              [email protected]
                              ICQ: 271-246-266
                              Platinum Bucks
                              Adult Rental Cash
                              Platinum Feeds

                                Comment

                                • Evil Chris
                                  OG
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 13248
                                  #9
                                  some guys need pussy no matter what though...


                                  It PAYZE to post on GFY

                                  chris at payze.com | Skype chriswrp

                                    Comment

                                    • Tat2Jr
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 4882
                                      #10
                                      Thanks for letting me know.... I guess I'm gonna have stop fucking girls now, 'cause I'm not getting rid of my cat.
                                      NICHE MONEY >> Ass Worship • Panties • Solo Teen • Pantyhose
                                      Serving up exclusive fetish sites since 1997!

                                        Comment

                                        • Pornwolf
                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22712
                                          #11
                                          Not if you own a Serval.



                                          One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).
                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                          Webair, bitches.

                                            Comment

                                            • jimthefiend
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 18889
                                              #12
                                              If you're married and look at porn your wife is ugly.



                                              Well it makes about as much sense...

                                                Comment

                                                • corvette
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 7880
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                  Not if you own a Serval.



                                                  One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).
                                                  [labret]
                                                  If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22712
                                                      #14
                                                      Heh, yeah. The cat looks like it would eat a baby though so it may not be marriage safe.
                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                      Webair, bitches.

                                                        Comment

                                                        • corvette
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 7880
                                                          #15
                                                          specially trained to hold rusty screwdrivers?
                                                          If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

                                                            Comment

                                                            • Dildozer
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 7519
                                                              #16
                                                              Spam link here

                                                                Comment

                                                                • Manowar
                                                                  jellyfish  
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Dildozer

                                                                  WTF is that

                                                                    Comment

                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 22712
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Haha, yeah or worse! lol
                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                      Webair, bitches.

                                                                        Comment

                                                                        • dynastoned
                                                                          mmm yeah!
                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                          • 5061
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                                          ORLY?

                                                                            Comment

                                                                            • EroticySteve
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 4365
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Cats are so easy to take care of. But I have dogs, they are fun.
                                                                              You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
                                                                              Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale

                                                                              email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

                                                                                Comment

                                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 19291
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Dildozer has finally lost it.
                                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                      Webair, bitches.

                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                        • Violetta
                                                                                          Affiliate
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 28735
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm allergic!
                                                                                          M&A Queen

                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                            • Michaelious
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 6720
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Well that's shocking but equally true

                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                • Pipecrew
                                                                                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 14888
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  I dont have any pets, but cats are alot more low maintenance, you can leave them in your house for a week alone and they wont destroy all your shit, just leave them lots of food and water. Dogs go crazy and destroy everything.

                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                      • 22712
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                                                                      I dont have any pets, but cats are alot more low maintenance, you can leave them in your house for a week alone and they wont destroy all your shit, just leave them lots of food and water. Dogs go crazy and destroy everything.

                                                                                                      This is true.
                                                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                      Webair, bitches.

                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                        • TDF
                                                                                                          Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                          • 27296
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          so thats why guys find me atttractive
                                                                                                          Sig heil

                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                            • Dollarmansteve
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • May 2005
                                                                                                              • 2849
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              what if you arent single and have two cats?
                                                                                                              I died.

                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                • WebairGerard
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                  • 8113
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I think you mean... If you're a single guy and own the soundtrack to "Cats" you're gay!

                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                    • crockett
                                                                                                                      in a van by the river
                                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                                      • 76818
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Manowar
                                                                                                                      WTF is that
                                                                                                                      looks like Jabba the hut
                                                                                                                      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                        • pornguy
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 62910
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by WebairGerard
                                                                                                                          I think you mean... If you're a single guy and own the soundtrack to "Cats" you're gay!


                                                                                                                          I think that is what he ment. Good call. you da man!
                                                                                                                          PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic

                                                                                                                          AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online!
                                                                                                                          TChicks.com | Angeles Cid | Mariana Cordoba | MAILERS WELCOME!

                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                            • tristan_D
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                              • 7865
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              only gays prefer a cat than a real pussy
                                                                                                                              Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                • reynold
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 51271
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Dollarmansteve
                                                                                                                                  what if you arent single and have two cats?

                                                                                                                                  You probably own a stinky couch..

                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                    • Persignup Dustin
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 871
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                                                                      If you're married and look at porn your wife is ugly.



                                                                                                                                      Well it makes about as much sense...



                                                                                                                                      AWARD WINNING PATENTED MALE ENHANCEMENT PUBOCOCCYGEUS PC MUSCLE STRENGTH TRAINER SYSTEM 100% ALL NATURAL YOUR SATISFACTION IS ASSURED.

                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                        • Mike Seth
                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 88
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          That's an interesting idea. If you're dumped it makes you instantly gay until you find another girlfriend. When you do it makes you ungay!
                                                                                                                                          Mike Seth - 274-570-412 <mikeseth at gmail.com>

                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 133978
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I'll let my girl know

                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 11922
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mike Seth
                                                                                                                                                  That's an interesting idea. If you're dumped it makes you instantly gay until you find another girlfriend. When you do it makes you ungay!
                                                                                                                                                  ..and if you chose to settle on cats instead of finding a new one?

                                                                                                                                                  Make money on any traffic.
                                                                                                                                                  Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

                                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                                    • Downtime
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                      • 7320
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      definately agree with you there
                                                                                                                                                      #27024067

                                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                                                                          • 24812
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?


                                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                                            • adultchica
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 5141
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                                              Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?


                                                                                                                                                              wow that is just scary lol

                                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                                  Not if you own a Serval.



                                                                                                                                                                  One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).
                                                                                                                                                                  That is one bad ass kitty


                                                                                                                                                                  [email protected]

                                                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                                                    • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 58202
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                                                                                      Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?


                                                                                                                                                                      OMG... that dude has issues


                                                                                                                                                                      [email protected]

                                                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                                                        • Pornwolf
                                                                                                                                                                          Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 22712
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          BWahahahahahahaha
                                                                                                                                                                          I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                                                                                                          Webair, bitches.

                                                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                                                            • chadglni
                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 6924
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              I agree with the OP. Cats are fucking satans spawn and only women have a natural bond with them in that regard.


                                                                                                                                                                              Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program

                                                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                • suesheboy
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5211
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I must be uber ghey.

                                                                                                                                                                                  (uber and Ghey makes me even Gayer)
                                                                                                                                                                                  Adult Web Site Domain Names For Sale
                                                                                                                                                                                  Adult Sex Toy Domain Names For Sale
                                                                                                                                                                                  Tantric Delights, Sex Toys Blog, Tantric Sex Toys

                                                                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                    • baddog
                                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 107089
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Dollarmansteve
                                                                                                                                                                                      what if you arent single and have two cats?
                                                                                                                                                                                      Then you are PWed

                                                                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 19714
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          If you're a guy, and you live with another guy, and you both take turns fucking each other's asses, and you have a cat.

                                                                                                                                                                                          You're gay.

                                                                                                                                                                                            Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 19714
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48

                                                                                                                                                                                                Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                                • reed_4
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 9640
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you're a guy, and you live with another guy, and you both take turns fucking each other's asses, and you have a cat.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  You're gay.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  You are so right BoyAlley.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • BoneGirl
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 59
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Maybe he just like bestie--pussy???

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Comment

                                                                                                                                                                                                        Previous 1 2 template Next
                                                                                                                                                                                                        Working...