If you're a single guy and own a cat
 

You're gay.

Yes that makes a whole lot of sense.

fully agree... if your not single and own a cat, your owned

cats are low maintenance. and guys are lazy.

dogs are where it's at...

Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?

What did you name your kitty?

HAHAHAHA!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

some guys need pussy no matter what though...

Thanks for letting me know.... I guess I'm gonna have stop fucking girls now, 'cause I'm not getting rid of my cat.

Not if you own a Serval.

http://au.geocities.com/wildcatgallery/serval-wlpr.jpg

One of my favorite old school board members had one. Very cool cat... and he wasn't gay (to my knowledge).

If you're married and look at porn your wife is ugly.



Well it makes about as much sense...

[labret]

Heh, yeah. The cat looks like it would eat a baby though so it may not be marriage safe.

specially trained to hold rusty screwdrivers? :)

WTF is that

Haha, yeah or worse! lol

ORLY? :1orglaugh

Cats are so easy to take care of. But I have dogs, they are fun.

Dildozer has finally lost it.

I'm allergic!

Well that's shocking but equally true

I dont have any pets, but cats are alot more low maintenance, you can leave them in your house for a week alone and they wont destroy all your shit, just leave them lots of food and water. Dogs go crazy and destroy everything.

This is true.

so thats why guys find me atttractive:Oh crap

what if you arent single and have two cats?

I think you mean... If you're a single guy and own the soundtrack to "Cats" you're gay! :)

looks like Jabba the hut

I think that is what he ment. Good call. you da man!

only gays prefer a cat than a real pussy

You probably own a stinky couch..

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's an interesting idea. If you're dumped it makes you instantly gay until you find another girlfriend. When you do it makes you ungay!

I'll let my girl know

..and if you chose to settle on cats instead of finding a new one? :(

definately agree with you there

Is there any truth to the rumour that cat owners start to resemble their pets after a few years?


http://www.screamingpickle.com/membe...tack/tiger.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh wow that is just scary lol

That is one bad ass kitty

OMG... that dude has issues

BWahahahahahahaha

I agree with the OP. Cats are fucking satans spawn and only women have a natural bond with them in that regard.

I must be uber ghey.

(uber and Ghey makes me even Gayer)

Then you are PWed

You are so right BoyAlley. :thumbsup

Maybe he just like bestie--pussy???