How do I clean cum out of my keyboard? - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 10:27 PM

I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?

jimthefiend · 02-26-2006, 10:27 PM

With your tongue.

tony286 · 02-26-2006, 10:28 PM

throw it out and get a new one.

pornguy · 02-26-2006, 10:30 PM

Take it to Best Buy and have them do it.

Wiggles · 02-26-2006, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

With your tongue.

damn you beat me to it!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-26-2006, 10:30 PM

Dont wank with your keyboard in front of you.

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Take it to Best Buy and have them do it.

Excellent!

vvq · 02-26-2006, 10:33 PM

run it through the dishwasher. just make sure you take it out before the heat dry cycle.

BusterBunny · 02-26-2006, 10:33 PM

buy a new computer

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vvq

run it through the dishwasher. just make sure you take it out before the heat dry cycle.

I melted Fizzgig's keyboard once after cleaning it. I tried to dry it with a space heater.

reed_4 · 02-26-2006, 11:15 PM

Is that your new fetish Dagwolf?

I suggest you buy a new one coz your keyboard would smell yucky.

Dirty Dane · 02-26-2006, 11:21 PM

ur insurance will cover it if you have a loooooong penis

reynold · 02-27-2006, 12:34 AM

unless you are willing to pay someone to do the job for you, you may remove all keys in the keyboard. that way, you can remove all the dirt in your keyboard.

Spider Ninja · 02-27-2006, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?

hehe....big problem...what are you going to do when you want to donate it to your local church?

u-Bob · 02-27-2006, 05:54 AM

have the maid lick it off...

Manowar · 02-27-2006, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

With your tongue.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sam Granger · 02-27-2006, 07:28 AM

take out all of the keys and clean the keys and board - just make sure you know where to put the keys back again. They pop out quite easily...

CaptainHowdy · 02-27-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger

take out all of the keys and clean the keys and board - just make sure you know where to put the keys back again. They pop out quite easily...

aka BUY A NEW KEYBOARD!

DutchTeenCash · 02-27-2006, 09:09 AM

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/5a7f/

penzo · 02-27-2006, 09:22 AM

buy a new keyboard!!!

DaddyHalbucks · 02-27-2006, 09:39 AM

Pour beer in it, then swish it around.

That should do it.

;)

Sam Granger · 02-27-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Pour beer in it, then swish it around.

That should do it.

;)

guiness

Teodora · 02-27-2006, 09:50 AM

think best if u buy a new one... but 1st u can try to clean it with a cotton pad with some alcohol on it

...nice

Sharky01276 · 02-27-2006, 09:54 AM

I find cotton buds that you stick in your ear work well

Teodora · 02-27-2006, 10:09 AM

used cotton buds can make it nice and shiny... but disgusting

sfera · 02-27-2006, 10:13 AM

use a straw

tristan_D · 02-27-2006, 08:01 PM

use a straw and sip it all out

Downtime · 02-27-2006, 08:01 PM

but a new one

KRL · 02-27-2006, 08:04 PM

or

call your local Homeland Security decontamination unit.

Spunky · 02-27-2006, 08:15 PM

I used to repair keyboards and when we cleaned them we just used Fantastic and a medium soft brush and you need compressed air to blow it dry..came out just like new

PixeLs · 02-27-2006, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?

Just turn around when you are about to explode!

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