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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397
    #1

    Whoops... I just sharted

    I had to let a bit one rip, so it let off. Went well. Then the followup fart came along and I sharted.

    WOW is that ever uncomfortable.
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    • Persius
      Tap into MOBILE!
      • Jul 2003
      • 11779
      #2
      it was that damn spaghetti u were making!

      its ur fault for eating so late!

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        • BradM
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 3397
          #3
          Originally posted by Persius
          it was that damn spaghetti u were making!

          its ur fault for eating so late!
          Seriously, it was for sure. The hamburger was a little greasy so I bet that helped. And I ate cheese on it and I am lactose intolerant. So yeah... my own fault.

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            • Persius
              Tap into MOBILE!
              • Jul 2003
              • 11779
              #4
              your lactose intolerant? serious?

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                • BradM
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 3397
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Persius
                  your lactose intolerant? serious?
                  Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.

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                    • Mr Pheer
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 22082
                      #6
                      Dont let Timmy the Gorilla stretch your asshole out, and the problem will eventually go away

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                        • I Like Chocolate
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 821
                          #7
                          i haet those. seems to be happening to me more lately.

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                            • junction
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 2411
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BradM
                              Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.
                              It's good to know that I am not the only one.

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                                • Wiggles
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 14423
                                  #9
                                  fuck everyone nowadays is lactose intolerant, it sucks, usually when they hit 40's and 50's.
                                  no sig

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                                    • BradM
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3397
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Wiggles
                                      fuck everyone nowadays is lactose intolerant, it sucks, usually when they hit 40's and 50's.
                                      I've had it since I was about 12. Before that I was fine. But I thought I was dying the first time I had a 2 hour session.

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                                        • PlugRush Sascha
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 2772
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                          Yeah, real bad too. If I eat cheese or yogourt or drink milk, it takes no more than 20 minutes and I am on the can for 30 minutes. It's horrible.
                                          Hah, I used to hang out with a girl who's lactose intolerant. One time we paid her $50 to get her to chug a liter of milk. She fucking almost died in the bathroom a few minutes later and almost started to cry. Glorious.
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                                            • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 1908
                                              #12
                                              What happened to the chair you were sitting in?

                                              Did you save your underwear? They would make a great gift for that ?special someone.?

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                                                • xclusive
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 35218
                                                  #13
                                                  This thread is useless without pics

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                                                    • gangbangjoe
                                                      Ronin
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 17693
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                      What happened to the chair you were sitting in?

                                                      Did you save your underwear? They would make a great gift for that hahaha8220;special someone.hahaha8221;

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                                                        • Hey You . . . I Know You!
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 1908
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                          weird times

                                                          weird people


                                                          I too am amazed at the ?weirdness!?

                                                          Whenever I am on Go Fuck Yourself, I love to read the, ?Whoops... I just sharted? threads, and it seems that the posts I find in the threads are never what I had hoped for . . . they are usually just ?weird.?

                                                          There is nothing more disappointing than going to read a serious ?I JUST SHARTED? thread only to find people posting ?weird? stuff.

                                                          Is nothing sacred?

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                                                            • mardigras
                                                              Bon temps!
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 14194
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by BradM
                                                              I had to let a bit one rip, so it let off. Went well. Then the followup fart came along and I sharted.

                                                              WOW is that ever uncomfortable.
                                                              Are you going to eventually get up and change your drawers? I know GFY is fun, but...


                                                              .

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                                                                • HarlotCash Dyker
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 1828
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                  This thread is useless without pics
                                                                  You want to see a pic of someones hairy ass clogged in shite?
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                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 25100
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Thanks for sharing. I would change your shorts if I were you.

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                                                                        • sickkittens
                                                                          I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 25100
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                                                          This thread is useless without pics
                                                                          Here ya go. Are you happy now?


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