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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    How do I clean cum out of my keyboard?

    I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?
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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    With your tongue.

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      throw it out and get a new one.

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      • pornguy
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        • Mar 2003
        • 62910

        #4
        Take it to Best Buy and have them do it.
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        • Wiggles
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2004
          • 14423

          #5
          Originally posted by jimthefiend
          With your tongue.
          damn you beat me to it!
          no sig

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          • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
            I guarantee it
            • May 2005
            • 18314

            #6
            Dont wank with your keyboard in front of you.

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141

              #7
              Originally posted by pornguy
              Take it to Best Buy and have them do it.
              Excellent!
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              • vvq
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 2732

                #8
                run it through the dishwasher. just make sure you take it out before the heat dry cycle.

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                • BusterBunny
                  perverted justice decoy
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 19291

                  #9
                  buy a new computer
                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                  • Dagwolf
                    President of Canada
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23141

                    #10
                    Originally posted by vvq
                    run it through the dishwasher. just make sure you take it out before the heat dry cycle.
                    I melted Fizzgig's keyboard once after cleaning it. I tried to dry it with a space heater.
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                    • reed_4
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 9640

                      #11
                      Is that your new fetish Dagwolf?
                      I suggest you buy a new one coz your keyboard would smell yucky.

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                      • Dirty Dane
                        Sick Fuck
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 9491

                        #12
                        ur insurance will cover it if you have a loooooong penis

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                        • reynold
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 51271

                          #13
                          unless you are willing to pay someone to do the job for you, you may remove all keys in the keyboard. that way, you can remove all the dirt in your keyboard.

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                          • Spider Ninja
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2005
                            • 2051

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dagwolf
                            I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?
                            hehe....big problem...what are you going to do when you want to donate it to your local church?

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                            • u-Bob
                              there's no $$$ in porn
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33063

                              #15
                              have the maid lick it off...

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                              • Manowar
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                With your tongue.
                                ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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                                • Sam Granger
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 3958

                                  #17
                                  take out all of the keys and clean the keys and board - just make sure you know where to put the keys back again. They pop out quite easily...

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                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 94037

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sam Granger
                                    take out all of the keys and clean the keys and board - just make sure you know where to put the keys back again. They pop out quite easily...
                                    aka BUY A NEW KEYBOARD!

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                                    • DutchTeenCash
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 21684

                                      #19
                                      http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/5a7f/


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                                      • penzo
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 1576

                                        #20
                                        buy a new keyboard!!!

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                                        • DaddyHalbucks
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 18975

                                          #21
                                          Pour beer in it, then swish it around.

                                          That should do it.

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                                          • Sam Granger
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 3958

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks
                                            Pour beer in it, then swish it around.

                                            That should do it.

                                            ;)
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                                            • Teodora
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                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 471

                                              #23
                                              think best if u buy a new one... but 1st u can try to clean it with a cotton pad with some alcohol on it ...nice

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                                              • Sharky01276
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2006
                                                • 103

                                                #24
                                                I find cotton buds that you stick in your ear work well

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                                                • Teodora
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 471

                                                  #25
                                                  used cotton buds can make it nice and shiny... but disgusting

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                                                  • sfera
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 8597

                                                    #26
                                                    use a straw

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                                                    • tristan_D
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 7865

                                                      #27
                                                      use a straw and sip it all out
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                                                      • Downtime
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 7320

                                                        #28
                                                        but a new one
                                                        #27024067

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                                                        • KRL
                                                          Entrepreneur
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 31429

                                                          #29


                                                          or

                                                          call your local Homeland Security decontamination unit.



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                                                          • Spunky
                                                            I need a beer
                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                            • 133978

                                                            #30
                                                            I used to repair keyboards and when we cleaned them we just used Fantastic and a medium soft brush and you need compressed air to blow it dry..came out just like new

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                                                            • PixeLs
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 11922

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                              I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?
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