How do I clean cum out of my keyboard?
 

I mean, not that it's there or anything but suppose I was jerking off to a really hot clip and inundated my keyboard with semen: What's the best way to clean it?

With your tongue.

throw it out and get a new one.

Take it to Best Buy and have them do it.

damn you beat me to it!

Dont wank with your keyboard in front of you.

:1orglaugh Excellent!

run it through the dishwasher. just make sure you take it out before the heat dry cycle.

buy a new computer

:1orglaugh I melted Fizzgig's keyboard once after cleaning it. I tried to dry it with a space heater.

Is that your new fetish Dagwolf? :disgust
I suggest you buy a new one coz your keyboard would smell yucky. :disgust

ur insurance will cover it if you have a loooooong penis

unless you are willing to pay someone to do the job for you, you may remove all keys in the keyboard. that way, you can remove all the dirt in your keyboard.

hehe....big problem...what are you going to do when you want to donate it to your local church?

have the maid lick it off...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww :Oh crap :Oh crap

take out all of the keys and clean the keys and board - just make sure you know where to put the keys back again. They pop out quite easily...

aka BUY A NEW KEYBOARD!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/5a7f/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...p-keyboard.jpg

buy a new keyboard!!!

Pour beer in it, then swish it around.

That should do it.

;)

guiness:pimp

think best if u buy a new one... but 1st u can try to clean it with a cotton pad with some alcohol on it :1orglaugh ...nice

I find cotton buds that you stick in your ear work well

used cotton buds can make it nice and shiny... but disgusting :Oh crap

use a straw

use a straw and sip it all out

but a new one

http://www.cl-out.com/Chlorox%20bottles.jpg

or

call your local Homeland Security decontamination unit.

http://news.thomasnet.com/images/lar...2/09/14224.jpg

:1orglaugh

I used to repair keyboards and when we cleaned them we just used Fantastic and a medium soft brush and you need compressed air to blow it dry..came out just like new

Just turn around when you are about to explode!