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darksoft 04-26-2002 11:37 AM

3 total... one son and 2 daughters

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 11:38 AM

Darksoft...oops...that was a typo...but it got answered by railz...

Brian911 04-26-2002 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK
Yes, it's yesterday,today and tomorrow and 15 minutes.


A bottle and a cork together cost $1.50. The bottle costs $1.00 more than the cork. How much does each cost?

bottle $1.25
cork $0.25

darksoft 04-26-2002 11:40 AM

shit, should be 5... 2 sons and 3 daughters

darksoft 04-26-2002 11:40 AM

nope that ain't it either... I suck at this ;)

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 11:41 AM

nope....

darksoft 04-26-2002 11:42 AM

Fuck, it's 7... 4 girls and 3 boys

Brian911 04-26-2002 11:42 AM

just the 1 daughter :winkwink:

Muffy 04-26-2002 11:43 AM

4 daughters and 3 sons :Graucho

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 11:44 AM

Darksoft got it first...click da sig darksoft...

darksoft 04-26-2002 11:45 AM

DAMN! I fonally won something! WOOHOO!

Brian911 04-26-2002 11:46 AM

I still dont get it lol

stangster 04-26-2002 11:55 AM

A frog falls into a 10ft deep empty water well.

The frog can jump up on the wall 3 feet at a time but slides down 2 feet each time.

How many jumps before he's OUT?

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 11:55 AM

The next red riddle will come at 235 posts...


in the mean time...


It cannot be seen,cannot be felt...
cannot be heard, cannot be smelt...
it lies behind stars and under hills...
and empty holes it fills...

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:01 PM

Stangster, 8 jumps

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:02 PM

Either darkness or nothing for HOAX's riddle

stangster 04-26-2002 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darksoft
Stangster, 8 jumps
yep..

next - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

:1orglaugh

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 12:07 PM

Damn Darksoft yer on a roll...

try this one on....


Dies half its life
lives the rest
dances without music
breathes without breath


Stangster,


LOL!

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:07 PM

1 ;)

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:07 PM

or 3 if you go by the owl on that OLD commerical ;)

Krille 04-26-2002 12:09 PM

Air :thumbsup

stangster 04-26-2002 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darksoft
or 3 if you go by the owl on that OLD commerical ;)
Damn...

U're old school like me!

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:09 PM

Only thing I can think of that breathes without breath is wine... or the wind

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster


Damn...

U're old school like me!

heheheh I remember that one when I was a kid... saw it on TV the other day... freaked me out :)

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 12:12 PM

nope...not air or wine...

darksoft 04-26-2002 12:14 PM

a tree

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 12:22 PM

Damn darksoft....you're the shit...


They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own.

SilverTab 04-26-2002 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn darksoft....you're the shit...


They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own.


Gloves ???

:)

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 12:37 PM

Damn I need better riddles...


At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


sorry...sheesh.

stangster 04-26-2002 12:40 PM

is that all to the riddle?

FuqALot 04-26-2002 12:41 PM

Yeah... I don't even know the question, how can I know the answer then or maybe the question is the answer. :)

B.Diker 04-26-2002 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
An old man said to a young man, "I have a daughter. She has as many brothers as she has sisters. Each one of her brothers has twice as many sisters as he has brothers. How many sons and daughters do I have?"


Who's next?

this is the Riddle :helpme

SilverTab 04-26-2002 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn I need better riddles...


At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


sorry...sheesh.


Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr blue the red suit

FuqALot 04-26-2002 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab



Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr green the red suit

Cool. Mr green has blue and red. Go edit your post :).

SilverTab 04-26-2002 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot


Cool. Mr green has blue and red. Go edit your post :).


Done.. :)
Thanks !

stangster 04-26-2002 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr blue the red suit

How come..

green cant be red
red cant be blue &
blue be green?

-=HOAX=- 04-26-2002 12:54 PM

So wait who won that one?

stangster 04-26-2002 12:56 PM

The answer is:

They're all wearing the correct colors.

It's just that Mr Blue & Mr Red are color blind.

Brian911 04-26-2002 12:56 PM

hmmm hoax do you really want to give prizes to the one who can look things up the fastest in a search engine and type at a reasonable speed WITHOUT ANY explaination even?

SilverTab 04-26-2002 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn I need better riddles...


At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."


What color suit is each man wearing?


sorry...sheesh.

Well the first one who talks can't be Mr. Blue since his suit his blue...and it can't be Mr. Red cuz Mr. Red is the one who talks next so I tought it could only be Mr. Green...So I did the rest by deduction....


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