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amadman 04-24-2002 05:00 PM

a hole :1orglaugh

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 05:03 PM

You know waht I bet it was a combination lock...


I bet he's got lint in his pocket for sure...unless he's pulling a Bilbo...I think I'm gonna go thru and find all the riddles we've still yet to answer and work on those...

Mike Semen 04-24-2002 05:07 PM

It was my dick.


Goodnight y'all.

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Night and Day......*grumble*


Poor men have it...
Rich men want it...
It can fill a hole...
It is greater than God...

You have to kinda believe in god to get this one...

Well?

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete
"I get sucked, I get streched and then I get put in your hole."

What am I and what are you?


Very original...

bhutocracy 04-24-2002 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman


to short to reach the button. but has an umbrella when it rains.

heheh :thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 05:35 PM

This industry has lead me to thinking is something about "penises and vaginas"...


if that's wrong then I'll give it more thought...

amadman 04-24-2002 05:56 PM

I cheated and used google

Is nothing the answer?

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 06:06 PM

aaaaaah...a cheater...but yes it is...

Hmmmm...don't make me dig into my personall stash...

Also, I'm comingup with a contest idea...

I'm going to keep getting some good riddles and then starting friday I will post 6 of my toughest riddles. 2 a day.

The first correct answer on each will get a cd of 100 Webready, BRANDED IMAGES, in categories of your choice, as long as I have stock in that category, and a license for use on ONE domain...

The BRAND MUST REMAIN ON EVERY IMAGE. Its small and unobtrusive.

so keep posting riddles so I can make sure the ones I have in mind are not used.

These will be tough riddles! The best of my collection!

So keep posting and keep an eye out for the Doozies!

-=HOAX=- 04-24-2002 06:08 PM

And this is not widely used content...I doubt you've seen any of it!

And the categories I have are...

- alana
- american pride (flags and shit)
- interracial hardcore
- sologirl

I think that's it...I may have more....


So consider the ante UPPED!

Robert 04-25-2002 07:06 AM

okay, since nobody solved the coin riddle .. I'll post solution here

So you need only 2 tries!

Heres how you do it.

1st try: take 6 coins and put 3 on each side. If it balances out even, the counterfit coin is in the other triad. Otherwise the counterfit is in the heavier triad.

2nd try: Now you have 3 coins and one of them is surely counterfit. So you take 2 coins and put 1 on each side.

Now you can determine the counterfit coin.
it is heavier. And if it balances out even, the counterfit coin is the third

Easy, isnt it? :)

[illnet]-Romeo 04-25-2002 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Robert
okay, since nobody solved the coin riddle .. I'll post solution here

So you need only 2 tries!

Heres how you do it.

1st try: take 6 coins and put 3 on each side. If it balances out even, the counterfit coin is in the other triad. Otherwise the counterfit is in the heavier triad.

2nd try: Now you have 3 coins and one of them is surely counterfit. So you take 2 coins and put 1 on each side.

Now you can determine the counterfit coin.
it is heavier. And if it balances out even, the counterfit coin is the third

Easy, isnt it? :)


Fuck, at least I was on the right track!!

zubr 04-25-2002 08:17 AM

holy shit... you got time to waste...

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 10:13 AM

I have many feathers to help me fly...
I have a body and head, but I'm not alive...
It is your strength which determines how far I go...
You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown...
What am I???



I'll start the contest today...fuckit....this is the first riddle...

Fletch XXX 04-25-2002 10:43 AM

Secret.

BabeHunter 04-25-2002 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I have many feathers to help me fly...
I have a body and head, but I'm not alive...
It is your strength which determines how far I go...
You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown...
What am I???



I'll start the contest today...fuckit....this is the first riddle...

ARROW

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 10:52 AM

Babehunter has already won the first riddle...


babehunter lemme get some samples up and then you can choose your content, mean time email hoax at tomkat.com and give me some mailing info...

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 11:32 AM

Ok...here's a few sample of the content to be given away....


American Pride...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/american_pride.jpg
Asian...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/asian.jpg
Big Tits...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/bigtits.jpg
Blondes...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/blondes.jpg
Brunettes...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/brunettes.jpg

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 11:33 AM

Ebony...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/ebony.jpg
Group...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/group.jpg
Hardcore...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/hardcore.jpg
Interracial...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/interracial.jpg
Latina...
http://www.tomkat.com/samples/latina.jpg


I may have more too...


The next riddle will be posted at 155 posts...

so post some riddles or try and solve the ones that haven't been solve...I bet no one can get the riddle concerning the mail posted by BabeHunter...

Rich J. 04-25-2002 12:16 PM

Has this one been posted yet?

Einsteins Riddle

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors in a row. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. Other facts:
1. The Brit lives in the red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The green house is on the immediate left of the white house.
5. The green house`s owner drinks coffee.
6. The owner who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The owner living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The owner who keeps the horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill.
12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who drinks water.


The question is : WHO OWNS THE FISH?

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 12:28 PM

I only reason I know that one is because of its Fame...I played with it for hours and finally took to the library to get the answer...


Also due its fame the cheaters will not bother to spend much time wrapping their brains around it...suppsedly 98% of the world caouldn't solve that riddle on their own...

Rich J. 04-25-2002 12:43 PM

Here's a little tool to help with Einsteins Riddle.

Einsteins Riddle Help Tool

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 12:50 PM

Here's a good one...

Three men go hunting away from home, and they are out much later than they expected. So they go to the nearest hotel, and the clerk says a room is $30.00. So each man pays $10.00, and the men go to their room.


Then the manager comes up to the clerk and askes, "How much did you charge those men for their room?"


The clerk says, "$30.00."


The manager says, "Well the new rate is $25.00." So he pulls 5 one dollar bills from his pocket and tells him to give back to them their $5.00.


As the clerk heads back to their room, he thinks to himself, It would be easier if I just gave each man $1.00, and kept the other $2.00 for myself. So he gives each man $1.00, and pockets the $2.00.


If each man paid $10.00 and got $1.00 back, that means each man paid $9.00. 3 times $9.00 is $27.00, and the clerk had $2.00, that equals $29.00, where is the other dollar?

VeriSexy 04-25-2002 01:01 PM

What's green on the outside red on the inside but when you spit it out it's black =P

This should be easy

Rich J. 04-25-2002 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
What's green on the outside red on the inside but when you spit it out it's black =P

This should be easy

Watermellon?

Rich J. 04-25-2002 01:04 PM

The more you take the more you leave behind?

What are they?

ElvisManson 04-25-2002 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich J.
The more you take the more you leave behind?

What are they?

Shit

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 01:08 PM

LOL....shits is the answer I bet...at least it works as an answer...


LOL...and I thought Elvis was being a smartass....LOL


No ones answered the hotel one yet...

Rich J. 04-25-2002 01:18 PM

Was supposed to be footsteps but shit is acceptable... LOL.

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 01:27 PM

Only a few more posts till I give some more shit away...

[illnet]-Romeo 04-25-2002 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
I only reason I know that one is because of its Fame...I played with it for hours and finally took to the library to get the answer...


Also due its fame the cheaters will not bother to spend much time wrapping their brains around it...suppsedly 98% of the world caouldn't solve that riddle on their own...

I think I figured this out (on my own)

The German who lives in the 4th house which is Green he drinks Coffe smokes Prince and has a pet FISH....

Rich J. 04-25-2002 03:20 PM

Congrats Romeo... consider yourself in the brightest 2% of the planet.

Here's the next one... (Im still figuring out the answer myself).

There is a common English word that is nine letters long.
Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter.
What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

*The letters do not have to be removed sequentially

By the way... Im not giving away shit if you figure it out. Talk to HOAX about that one.

[illnet]-Romeo 04-25-2002 03:50 PM

Nine letter word:

BruceM answered that one on the first page :winkwink:



And the Hotel room answer was there is no extra dollar:

Take the $27 and minus the $2 the clerk kept and you get the new price of $25!

Next riddle..... Well HOAX give away enough content to win a dvd player :1orglaugh

Tex Willer 04-25-2002 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3Jane


That's only 62 feet though, so...
14 horses and 8 men.
14 x 4 (feet per horse) = 56
8 x 2 (feet per man) = 16
Total occupants = 22
Total Feet = 56+16 = 72

Yeah, but how did you find it?

m + h = 22
2*m + 4*h=72

---

2*m + 2* h = 44

---

2*m + 4*h - 2*m - 2*h = 72 - 44 = 28
2*h = 28
h=14

:)

RK 04-25-2002 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rich J.
The more you take the more you leave behind?

What are they?


Steps

RK 04-25-2002 04:10 PM

1 letter word is: I
2 letters: in
3: sin
4: sing
5: sting
6: string
7: staring
8: starting

and the 9 letter word is: Startling

RK 04-25-2002 04:17 PM

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday or any dates?

A barbecue grill holds two steaks at a time. It takes five minutes to grill one side of a steak. What is the shortest amount of time it will take to grill three steaks on both sides?

amadman 04-25-2002 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday or any dates?

A barbecue grill holds two steaks at a time. It takes five minutes to grill one side of a steak. What is the shortest amount of time it will take to grill three steaks on both sides?

15 min?

-=HOAX=- 04-25-2002 04:31 PM

A man wants to send a package to his friend across town. All mail must travel by ground. Unfortunately the roads are rife with criminals and thieves. Therefore his locks the package up with a single key lock.

Without damaging the lock or package how would his friend retieve the contents on the package. Hint:It is not a combination lock.


This riddle is courtesy of BabeHunter...who having won is not eligible to win this one.


THIS IS FOR A CD OF 100 IMAGES + LICENSING FOR ONE DOMAIN!

oh and RK....yesterday, today, and tomorrow

amadman 04-25-2002 04:32 PM

probably not what you are looking for but on the days you could do

christmas eve, christmas day and the day after christmas.


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