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-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:49 PM

Bunky,

Is there another answer other than amadman's?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:51 PM

answer to my riddle is:

Look in the mirror and see what u saw.. take the saw cut the 2 by 4 in half.. two halfs make a hole.. crawl out the hole


i remember'd that from 6th grade haha


bunky

3Jane 04-23-2002 01:51 PM

Heard this one Hoax?

A boy has a tiger, a goat, and some greens that he must take into town to be sold. To get to town he must cross a river. He cannot go around, under, or fly over the river. He must cross the river with a raft and he can only take ONE thing or animal at a time with him across. However, he cannot leave the tiger with the goat because the goat will get eaten and he cannot leave the goat with the greens as the greens will get eaten. The only two that can be left together are the tiger and the greens. The boy can make as many trips as he wishes and we assume that nothing gets eaten when the boy is with them. How does the boy get all of his cargo including himself across the river safely?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:53 PM

I prefer riddle's where logic prevails...creative, but I doubt I'll add it to my repetoire...

try this one...

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?

bunky 04-23-2002 01:54 PM

put the tiger and the greens on the raft and push it across while fuckin the goat to provide a thrust to keep the raft going?


bunky

i really dunno

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 01:56 PM

First he takes the goat across...then he takes the tiger and brings back the goat and swaps it for the greens...then he returns for the greens...


I'm still trying to figure out the dooozy babehunter dropped on me...

DX 04-23-2002 02:01 PM

Quote:

What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
1961 = 1961 upside down and backwards.

so... 6009 would be next.

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:02 PM

I'm stumped on the 1961 one.

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DX


1961 = 1961 upside down and backwards.

so... 6009 would be next.

cool :)

the boy, tiger, and goat one can also be:

The boy takes the goat across the river leaving the tiger and the greens together...leaves the goat there, comes back....gets the greens and takes them across the river....then leaves the greens there and takes the goat back with him....leaves the goat on the original side of the riverbank and gets the tiger and brings it across, leaving it on the other side with the greens, then goes back for the goat.

DrGuile 04-23-2002 02:12 PM

locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?

amadman 04-23-2002 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?

the doctor is his mom

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."
A grandfather, his son, and his grandson (the first son's nephew)? The doctor is the brother of the grandfather's son and the grandson in the accident is his son? I dunno...

bunky 04-23-2002 02:23 PM

there were 3 men in the car.. 2 fathers one son.. the one father does.. the son is taken to the hospital and his father is workin there..


am i right?

bunky

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:24 PM

shit. aargh.
how about this one?

It occurs once in every minute
Twice in every moment
And yet never in one hundred thousand years.

bunky 04-23-2002 02:25 PM

******* dies **** 1 father and 1 son and one other boy the father dies the son is not mentioned and the other boy is taken to the hospital where is father is workin to save his life..

amadman 04-23-2002 02:26 PM

m?

SNIPER 04-23-2002 02:27 PM

IT IS HIS MOM....

come on guys.....women can be doctors you know

hehehe:winkwink:

DrGuile 04-23-2002 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman


the doctor is his mom

correct...

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by amadman
m?
Yup.

3Jane 04-23-2002 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNIPER
IT IS HIS MOM....

come on guys.....women can be doctors you know

hehehe:winkwink:

I'm just such a chauvnist pig sometimes :winkwink:

amadman 04-23-2002 02:31 PM

:Graucho

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 02:40 PM

What do you have when you sit down, but lose when you stand up?

Also,

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
What do you have when you sit down, but lose when you stand up?

Also,

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?


a seat and a towel...


A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-



a seat and a towel...


A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?

Close...the towel is right, seat is wrong..

and the guy looking at the photo is the man in the photo

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:11 PM

But seat as the answer works....

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:12 PM

No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
But seat as the answer works....
The answer is your lap

Amputate Your Head 04-23-2002 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?

oxygen.

grumpy 04-23-2002 03:15 PM

Its his mother how is the doctor

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:15 PM

In a dark room you need to find a pair of socks in your drawer. There are 10 black ones, and 10 white ones. How many socks do you need to pull out to ensure you have a pair?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:21 PM

2


The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
In a dark room you need to find a pair of socks in your drawer. There are 10 black ones, and 10 white ones. How many socks do you need to pull out to ensure you have a pair?
Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:27 PM

You'll never get this one...

There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:27 PM

"Oops..I should have been more specific, you need to make pair of the same color"


Oh well that's lame....:Graucho

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DigitalPimpShit
You'll never get this one...

There is a field that is surronded by trees. The trees are so thick and dense that there is no way to get in or out of the field. But, there is a cabin that is locked from the outside. Inside there are a couple of dead people. How did it get there?


wHAT??!?!? where is the cabin? in the trees? how did what get where?

DigitalPimpShit 04-23-2002 03:34 PM

I'll have to give you answer cause you will never guess it...

There is a airplane crashed in the middle of the field, get it, cause the plane has a CABIN on it, which when it crashed killed the people in the cabin.

Its not really a riddle that comes out good over the computer

3Jane 04-23-2002 03:36 PM

Ok...what about this one...

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

grumpy 04-23-2002 03:37 PM

if all the socks are red and blue you have to get three
if they are all diffrent never
if there are pairs then 11


the people hev been dead foor hundred years ...the foorest came later
=================================
No matter what you do,
No matter where you go,
You need me,
And I will be there for you.
What am I?
=================================
for sure not my wife :-):thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 04-23-2002 03:52 PM

Again I prefer riddles based in reality and logic...

RK 04-23-2002 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-


The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

Letter e


Socks questions - 3 socks.


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