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xxxjay · 02-22-2006, 06:02 AM

How to completely defrag, optimize performance, and rid your laptop of all viruses, worms, spyware, and malware without any type of RAM upgrade or software in just a few seconds:

Also: Removes annoying monitor glare from your screen too (well, not really).

Quick message to whoever the assholes that wrote Spy Sheriff and NT Authority\System Shutdown shit?there?s a special layer in hell being reserved for you right now. It will be the 27th layer and will be three times as hot as the rest of hell, but with no air.

I will be there to meet you assholes. You?ll notice me because I will be the guy pouring acid into your faces while holding a bag of air and charging you to breathe! Ya? fucking bastards! Go back to slaying Orcs with your broadsword / working on your resistance to lightening ? you fucking geeks!

And stop fucking up our computers?we have porn to publish!

On a side note: Hewitt Packard noticed a slight increase in laptop sales in the Los Angeles area.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

BumpUglyz · 02-22-2006, 06:03 AM

you can use a hug

FredIsMe · 02-22-2006, 06:04 AM

ya... nice tip...

StuartD · 02-22-2006, 06:05 AM

it looks like the hard drive was trying to make a break for it.

PussyTeenies · 02-22-2006, 06:13 AM

hmz.. do you also do house calls?
i got 2 laptops that need a quick fix

Antonio · 02-22-2006, 06:18 AM

now you can sell it on Ebay

Juicy D. Links · 02-22-2006, 06:22 AM

that laptop was gubaed to death

xxxjay · 02-22-2006, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

that laptop was gubaed to death

haha...that's a good one...you are on a roll tonight Juicy

Love Sex · 02-22-2006, 06:40 AM

breaking things is so much fun. if you cant fix break it

u-Bob · 02-22-2006, 06:42 AM

thanks.. very useful tips

V_RocKs · 02-22-2006, 06:45 AM

Hmmm.. did it ever occure to you that you could just reinstall windows?

Zarathustra · 02-22-2006, 06:47 AM

Hey, is that the HP ZD7000?

broke · 02-22-2006, 07:05 AM

Fucking trash.

ServerGenius · 02-22-2006, 07:10 AM

First you get hacked.....now a virus

Nicky · 02-22-2006, 07:10 AM

oh crap, did spyware do that? I gotta get rid of mine

Downtime · 02-22-2006, 07:14 AM

did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?

Manowar · 02-22-2006, 07:18 AM

damn that is crushed

Tom_PM · 02-22-2006, 07:51 AM

I just did a system restore when I got hit with that one, but your method looks more extensive and thorough.

Thurbs · 02-22-2006, 08:20 AM

jay fucked that laptop up

brand0n · 02-22-2006, 09:44 AM

ive so wanted to do that so many times

Validus · 02-22-2006, 09:53 AM

Jay, I can't even get my personal website listed #1... grrr... SE's suck... or maybe I do!?

Pornwolf · 02-22-2006, 10:22 AM

G'ddamn Jay, OCCash and Jay's XXX Links must be doing pretty good huh.

xxxjay · 02-22-2006, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Hmmm.. did it ever occure to you that you could just reinstall windows?

Hahaha, of course...reinstalling windows is for pussies.

xxxjay · 02-22-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?

That is one of my favorite parts to any movie - EVER! I laugh every time I see them bust that fax machine up.

xxxice · 02-22-2006, 01:29 PM

LOL good stuff

Spunky · 02-22-2006, 01:32 PM

Looks like somebody has a temper

bDok · 02-22-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

it looks like the hard drive was trying to make a break for it.

good stuff.

nadanada · 02-22-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?

hah thats the same thing that went through my mind

dij · 02-22-2006, 01:50 PM

haha, it's a classic

DWB · 02-22-2006, 01:53 PM

that's rock and roll.

wedouglas · 02-22-2006, 02:02 PM

I think there should be a large underground investigation launched into finding spyware producers and ruining their lives.

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xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	XXXJay?s Rare Tech Tips How to completely defrag, optimize performance, and rid your laptop of all viruses, worms, spyware, and malware without any type of RAM upgrade or software in just a few seconds: Also: Removes annoying monitor glare from your screen too (well, not really). Quick message to whoever the assholes that wrote Spy Sheriff and NT Authority\System Shutdown shit?there?s a special layer in hell being reserved for you right now. It will be the 27th layer and will be three times as hot as the rest of hell, but with no air. I will be there to meet you assholes. You?ll notice me because I will be the guy pouring acid into your faces while holding a bag of air and charging you to breathe! Ya? fucking bastards! Go back to slaying Orcs with your broadsword / working on your resistance to lightening ? you fucking geeks! And stop fucking up our computers?we have porn to publish! On a side note: Hewitt Packard noticed a slight increase in laptop sales in the Los Angeles area. From: http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/ __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

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