XXXJay?s Rare Tech Tips
 

How to completely defrag, optimize performance, and rid your laptop of all viruses, worms, spyware, and malware without any type of RAM upgrade or software in just a few seconds:

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...ure%20002a.jpg

Also: Removes annoying monitor glare from your screen too (well, not really).

http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-bl...ure%20003b.jpg

Quick message to whoever the assholes that wrote Spy Sheriff and NT Authority\System Shutdown shit?there?s a special layer in hell being reserved for you right now. It will be the 27th layer and will be three times as hot as the rest of hell, but with no air.

I will be there to meet you assholes. You?ll notice me because I will be the guy pouring acid into your faces while holding a bag of air and charging you to breathe! Ya? fucking bastards! Go back to slaying Orcs with your broadsword / working on your resistance to lightening ? you fucking geeks!

And stop fucking up our computers?we have porn to publish!

On a side note: Hewitt Packard noticed a slight increase in laptop sales in the Los Angeles area.

From:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

you can use a hug :)

ya... nice tip...

it looks like the hard drive was trying to make a break for it.

hmz.. do you also do house calls?
i got 2 laptops that need a quick fix

now you can sell it on Ebay

that laptop was gubaed to death

haha...that's a good one...you are on a roll tonight Juicy

breaking things is so much fun. if you cant fix break it

thanks.. very useful tips :)

Hmmm.. did it ever occure to you that you could just reinstall windows?

Hey, is that the HP ZD7000?

Fucking trash.

First you get hacked.....now a virus :eek7

oh crap, did spyware do that? I gotta get rid of mine :upsidedow

did you beat the fuck out of it while u listened to "Die Motherfucker Die" from the Office Space soundtrack?

damn that is crushed

I just did a system restore when I got hit with that one, but your method looks more extensive and thorough.

jay fucked that laptop up :thumbsup

ive so wanted to do that so many times

Jay, I can't even get my personal website listed #1... grrr... SE's suck... or maybe I do!?

G'ddamn Jay, OCCash and Jay's XXX Links must be doing pretty good huh.

Hahaha, of course...reinstalling windows is for pussies. :)

That is one of my favorite parts to any movie - EVER! I laugh every time I see them bust that fax machine up.

LOL good stuff :1orglaugh

Looks like somebody has a temper :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good stuff.

hah thats the same thing that went through my mind

haha, it's a classic

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies...theprinter.jpg

that's rock and roll.

I think there should be a large underground investigation launched into finding spyware producers and ruining their lives.