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Old 02-18-2006, 07:43 AM   #1
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I'm going to be emo too.
I've got to get this out.



So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

My ass STILL hurts...
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:48 AM   #2
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Holy fuck. Are you serious?
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:48 AM   #3
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Yep I swear to God.
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:49 AM   #4
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:51 AM   #5
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:52 AM   #6
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:55 AM   #7
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Old 02-18-2006, 07:57 AM   #8
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thats what happens when you marry your sister
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Old 02-19-2006, 04:20 AM   #9
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Old 02-19-2006, 01:51 PM   #10
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Old 02-19-2006, 01:57 PM   #11
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Invite your dad for a threesome, that will show her that you still love her.
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Old 02-19-2006, 02:00 PM   #12
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I've got to get this out.



So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

My ass STILL hurts...

JIM you fucking kill me!
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:16 PM   #13
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:45 PM   #14
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Old 02-19-2006, 06:09 PM   #15
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this thread is like an acid tripping episode of springer
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Old 02-19-2006, 08:37 PM   #16
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:33 PM   #17
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:33 PM   #18
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I've got to get this out.



So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail.

I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

My ass STILL hurts...
thanks for sharing
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:34 PM   #19
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Old 02-20-2006, 06:23 AM   #20
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this thread is like an acid tripping episode of springer


The same could really be said about my life in general.
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