I'm going to be emo too.
 

I've got to get this out.



So I'm banging my wife and she reaches around and fingers my butthole, just like normal right?

Well I got this 'rhoid that reacts, let's just say "explosively" to her fingernail. :(

I start screaming in agony and we get in this HUGE fight 'cuz I'm flailing around trying to get off her and accidently punch her in the head.

During the argument she informs me that she's been banging my Dad and that she's leaving me for him.

My ass STILL hurts...

Holy fuck. Are you serious?

Yep I swear to God.

lool post pics of her

pics of dad please

[img]http://www.********************/divorce.jpg[/img]

bahahahahahaha

thats what happens when you marry your sister

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wtf..........

Invite your dad for a threesome, that will show her that you still love her.

JIM you fucking kill me! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'd hit it right there and then!

hahahaa
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this thread is like an acid tripping episode of springer

HOly shit, another assplosive thread here. :pimp

damn..thats fucked up.

thanks for sharing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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The same could really be said about my life in general.