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bunky · 04-21-2002, 08:42 PM

i went to Great Falls, S.C. today to spend some quality with my family before i go back to workin 50-60 hours a week off line, well the have a camper there so my mom, dad, GF, 2 nephews and 1 neice go.. well the young'uns and i decide to go swimmin... after about 20 minutes of bullshiting they 2 older ones (12 and 10) tell me that cant swim.....
so i decided to teach them so i take off my shirt and jump over them into the river (cataba river) i swim around gettin uset to the cold fuckin water.. they climb down the ladder and each of them hangs on with 1 arm and says we dunno how to swim. i say let go and kick like hell... they didnt.
I stayed in the water and on the shore line for about 6 hours today in 90° degree weather today TRYING to teach them to swim and helpin them with the basics of fishin after i caught a 2lbs catfish (yes i released him you damn tree huggers) so i come home and take a nice hot shower.. guess what

I'M FUCKIN RED LOBSTER STYLE FROM TOES TO NOSE!

Sux to be the uncle they like :-/

bunky

Amplitude · 04-21-2002, 08:44 PM

pour gasoline over yourself and find a match.

Nina · 04-21-2002, 08:45 PM

but I am sure they appreciated it

you sound like a good uncle, want to be mine?

bunky · 04-21-2002, 08:50 PM

well nina, i try to be the best person i can to anyone that returns the feelings. if i were ur uncle it would be weird since i am only 20... hehe

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-21-2002, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by Nina
but I am sure they appreciated it
you sound like a good uncle, want to be mine?

watch it Nina, we dont want his skin to stretch LOL may be painful when burned

bunky · 04-21-2002, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes

watch it Nina, we dont want his skin to stretch LOL may be painful when burned

pain before pleasure my dear...

vidsweb · 04-21-2002, 09:31 PM

looks like you is gonna get some nice skin cancer

Lexxx · 04-21-2002, 09:35 PM

Must be painful... I remember myself being red-lobster-ish and it wasn't pleasant at all...

SNOW · 04-21-2002, 09:38 PM

Good For You Uncle Bunky..Family time is one of the Most precious things in Life.. YOU NEED PURE ALOE VERA like Nowwwwww

bunky · 04-21-2002, 09:44 PM

its 1am and i have nothing but credit... so no corner store will help me..

SNOW · 04-21-2002, 09:58 PM

You can go to a 24 hour market or 7-eleven and gets some Lanacane..If you had 90 degree weather today ore then likely they sell shit

bunky · 04-21-2002, 10:01 PM

i enjoy the pain til tomorrow.. plus i gotta cut the neighbors yard tomorrow.. get a better tan.

04-21-2002, 08:42 PM	#1
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	Bad Day! i went to Great Falls, S.C. today to spend some quality with my family before i go back to workin 50-60 hours a week off line, well the have a camper there so my mom, dad, GF, 2 nephews and 1 neice go.. well the young'uns and i decide to go swimmin... after about 20 minutes of bullshiting they 2 older ones (12 and 10) tell me that cant swim..... so i decided to teach them so i take off my shirt and jump over them into the river (cataba river) i swim around gettin uset to the cold fuckin water.. they climb down the ladder and each of them hangs on with 1 arm and says we dunno how to swim. i say let go and kick like hell... they didnt. I stayed in the water and on the shore line for about 6 hours today in 90° degree weather today TRYING to teach them to swim and helpin them with the basics of fishin after i caught a 2lbs catfish (yes i released him you damn tree huggers) so i come home and take a nice hot shower.. guess what I'M FUCKIN RED LOBSTER STYLE FROM TOES TO NOSE! Sux to be the uncle they like :-/ bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

04-21-2002, 08:50 PM	#4
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	well nina, i try to be the best person i can to anyone that returns the feelings. if i were ur uncle it would be weird since i am only 20... hehe __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

04-21-2002, 09:35 PM	#8
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	Must be painful... I remember myself being red-lobster-ish and it wasn't pleasant at all... __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

04-21-2002, 09:44 PM	#10
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	its 1am and i have nothing but credit... so no corner store will help me.. __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

04-21-2002, 10:01 PM	#12
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	i enjoy the pain til tomorrow.. plus i gotta cut the neighbors yard tomorrow.. get a better tan. __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

04-21-2002, 08:44 PM	#2
Amplitude Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 55	pour gasoline over yourself and find a match.

04-21-2002, 08:45 PM	#3
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	but I am sure they appreciated it you sound like a good uncle, want to be mine?

04-21-2002, 09:31 PM	#7
vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	looks like you is gonna get some nice skin cancer

04-21-2002, 09:38 PM	#9
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Good For You Uncle Bunky..Family time is one of the Most precious things in Life.. YOU NEED PURE ALOE VERA like Nowwwwww

04-21-2002, 09:58 PM	#11
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	You can go to a 24 hour market or 7-eleven and gets some Lanacane..If you had 90 degree weather today ore then likely they sell shit