Bad Day!
 

i went to Great Falls, S.C. today to spend some quality with my family before i go back to workin 50-60 hours a week off line, well the have a camper there so my mom, dad, GF, 2 nephews and 1 neice go.. well the young'uns and i decide to go swimmin... after about 20 minutes of bullshiting they 2 older ones (12 and 10) tell me that cant swim.....
so i decided to teach them so i take off my shirt and jump over them into the river (cataba river) i swim around gettin uset to the cold fuckin water.. they climb down the ladder and each of them hangs on with 1 arm and says we dunno how to swim. i say let go and kick like hell... they didnt.
I stayed in the water and on the shore line for about 6 hours today in 90° degree weather today TRYING to teach them to swim and helpin them with the basics of fishin after i caught a 2lbs catfish (yes i released him you damn tree huggers) so i come home and take a nice hot shower.. guess what

I'M FUCKIN RED LOBSTER STYLE FROM TOES TO NOSE!


Sux to be the uncle they like :-/


bunky

pour gasoline over yourself and find a match.

but I am sure they appreciated it :)
you sound like a good uncle, want to be mine?

well nina, i try to be the best person i can to anyone that returns the feelings. if i were ur uncle it would be weird since i am only 20... hehe

watch it Nina, we dont want his skin to stretch LOL may be painful when burned

pain before pleasure my dear...

looks like you is gonna get some nice skin cancer

Must be painful... I remember myself being red-lobster-ish and it wasn't pleasant at all... :BangBang: :BangBang:

Good For You Uncle Bunky..Family time is one of the Most precious things in Life.. YOU NEED PURE ALOE VERA like Nowwwwww

its 1am and i have nothing but credit... so no corner store will help me..

You can go to a 24 hour market or 7-eleven and gets some Lanacane..If you had 90 degree weather today ore then likely they sell shit

i enjoy the pain til tomorrow.. plus i gotta cut the neighbors yard tomorrow.. get a better tan.