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bunky · 04-21-2002, 08:42 PM

i went to Great Falls, S.C. today to spend some quality with my family before i go back to workin 50-60 hours a week off line, well the have a camper there so my mom, dad, GF, 2 nephews and 1 neice go.. well the young'uns and i decide to go swimmin... after about 20 minutes of bullshiting they 2 older ones (12 and 10) tell me that cant swim.....
so i decided to teach them so i take off my shirt and jump over them into the river (cataba river) i swim around gettin uset to the cold fuckin water.. they climb down the ladder and each of them hangs on with 1 arm and says we dunno how to swim. i say let go and kick like hell... they didnt.
I stayed in the water and on the shore line for about 6 hours today in 90° degree weather today TRYING to teach them to swim and helpin them with the basics of fishin after i caught a 2lbs catfish (yes i released him you damn tree huggers) so i come home and take a nice hot shower.. guess what

I'M FUCKIN RED LOBSTER STYLE FROM TOES TO NOSE!

Sux to be the uncle they like :-/

bunky

04-21-2002, 08:42 PM
bunky Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Charlotte NC USA Posts: 902	Bad Day! i went to Great Falls, S.C. today to spend some quality with my family before i go back to workin 50-60 hours a week off line, well the have a camper there so my mom, dad, GF, 2 nephews and 1 neice go.. well the young'uns and i decide to go swimmin... after about 20 minutes of bullshiting they 2 older ones (12 and 10) tell me that cant swim..... so i decided to teach them so i take off my shirt and jump over them into the river (cataba river) i swim around gettin uset to the cold fuckin water.. they climb down the ladder and each of them hangs on with 1 arm and says we dunno how to swim. i say let go and kick like hell... they didnt. I stayed in the water and on the shore line for about 6 hours today in 90° degree weather today TRYING to teach them to swim and helpin them with the basics of fishin after i caught a 2lbs catfish (yes i released him you damn tree huggers) so i come home and take a nice hot shower.. guess what I'M FUCKIN RED LOBSTER STYLE FROM TOES TO NOSE! Sux to be the uncle they like :-/ bunky __________________ BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]