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xenigo · 02-06-2006, 11:36 PM

Tonight, standing around with a couple friends and my brother... somehow the topic got turned to how I've done adult videos with some ex girlfriends. Then, this friend... we'll call him Mr. Jackass... proceeds to explain what the videos contained. As if it was any of his business.

"Dude, it's pretty sick that you've done pissing videos with ExGirlfriend"

I wanted to kill him. Pretty fucked up! Not something I wanted any family members to have known about.

BoyAlley · 02-06-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo

"Dude, it's pretty sick that you've done pissing videos with ExGirlfriend"

Dude, you've done pissing videos with your exgirlfriend?

That's pretty sick.

BoyAlley · 02-06-2006, 11:37 PM

Snake Doctor · 02-06-2006, 11:38 PM

This one time I was going down on a girl.....and she didn't tell me what time of the month it was.

Embarrassed?

Boy was my face red.

newbreed · 02-06-2006, 11:39 PM

So, not everyone pisses on their signifigant other and tapes it? Oops.

newbreed · 02-06-2006, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

This one time I was going down on a girl.....and she didn't tell me what time of the month it was.

Embarrassed?

Boy was my face red.

and

at the same time...

SmokeyTheBear · 02-06-2006, 11:41 PM

some friend

sixxxthsense · 02-06-2006, 11:41 PM

that is sick and maybe this is your turning point, maybe its good that this got out, maybe they are planning an intervention for you now behind your back.

You are sick man! go piss on yourself now

xenigo · 02-06-2006, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed

So, not everyone pisses on their signifigant other and tapes it? Oops.

Ahhh... I can just see the rumors flying now. No, that wasn't it. I have footage of girls I've dated, peeing.

I don't piss on anyone. Unless they specifically request it.

BigBen · 02-06-2006, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

This one time I was going down on a girl.....and she didn't tell me what time of the month it was.

Embarrassed?

Boy was my face red.

$$$ · 02-06-2006, 11:54 PM

It's cool, I'd like to make a pissing video with a cutie pie honey bun. You just need to be the type of person to laugh it off and say "hell yeah, she loved the golden showers".

elitecontent · 02-06-2006, 11:56 PM

One time in high school I was at a party at a friend's house. We were drinking and having a good time and I was talking to this girl I was really interested in when a friend of mine snuck up behind me and pulled down my board shorts. This wouldn't have been a problem but I had JUST gotten out of the pool and it was damn COLD. Catch my drift? That sucked.

EdgeXXX · 02-07-2006, 12:07 AM

Hmmm, ok I have one. A few years ago, I was meeting some friends of mine at a bar that we used to hang out at all the time (we knew everyone at the bar). Right as I pull into the parking lot a cop that had been following be turned his lights on to pull me over, so I pull into a parking space, shut off my truck and got out. The male cop that pulled me over gets out with his female partner. He told me they pulled me over because a brand new truck with a headlight out looks suspicious (don't ask, I still haven't figured out why that is suspicious). Seeing the police lights in the parking light, my friends and a bunch of other people from inside the bar come outside to see what's going on. After questioning me for a few minutes, the cops asked if they could search my truck. I said go for it (nothing illegal in the truck). As the female officer is looking through the back seat, she emerges with a few Video tapes in her hand (just wait, it gets worse). My ex-girlfriend and I had rented them (2 of them were hardcore bondage videos) a few nights earlier during a secret drunken escapade and I had forgotten that they were in the truck. The female cop (in front of everyone) proceeds to name off every one of the videos (much to the dying laughter and amusment of my friends)..... bitch

Snake Doctor · 02-07-2006, 12:17 AM

Ok this one actually is a real story.

I was out partying when I was 19 or so. We did a ton of shots of some really cheap tequila. (I've never drank tequila since)

Anyways I hook up with this girl, and we go back to her place.
Well my stomach wasn't feeling good from all the tequila, but I figured it would pass.

So I'm making out with this chick, and she pushes my head down, ya know to get things going.
I get between her legs, pull off her panties, and as soon as I do I start blowing chunks all over the place.

I know it was from the tequila but that poor girl must be scarred for life. She probably spent the next week attached to a douche.

EdgeXXX · 02-07-2006, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Ok this one actually is a real story.

I was out partying when I was 19 or so. We did a ton of shots of some really cheap tequila. (I've never drank tequila since)

Anyways I hook up with this girl, and we go back to her place.
Well my stomach wasn't feeling good from all the tequila, but I figured it would pass.

So I'm making out with this chick, and she pushes my head down, ya know to get things going.
I get between her legs, pull off her panties, and as soon as I do I start blowing chunks all over the place.

I know it was from the tequila but that poor girl must be scarred for life. She probably spent the next week attached to a douche.

Did you blow chunks on her?

SilentKnight · 02-07-2006, 12:40 AM

Back in my teens I was workin' summers for a local lumberyard. It was close to quittin' time on a Friday night, and the bunch of us yard shippers were gettin' ready to lock things up for the night.

I was just finishin' up putting the last few lifts of drywall in a storage shed with the forklift. Being in a bit too much hurry, I'd forgotten to lower the forks completely to the ground before backing out the shed doorway. They were still about 6 inches off the floor as I headed out the building.

Wanna guess how high the door header was? Or how high the fork hydraulic column was?

Instead of headin' out for the pub that evenin'...we spent the next three hours rebuildin' the door header with new 2x12's.

One of those 'amusing now...but it wasn't at the time' memorable stunts.

TurboAngel · 02-07-2006, 11:56 AM

Ok, the only guy I let eat my pussy and I were at his house and he was of course down doing what he did best and we heard a loud bang at the door. So he got his crutches, yes he had a broken leg with a cast on it and the cops are at the door. So the cop pushes him aside and asks "Where's the woman?" . LOL Someone had called the cops because they heard me screaming! LMFAO I come around the corner putting my shirt on and the 4 big cop's didn't know what to say. They left and we went back to bed.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-07-2006, 12:46 PM

I hang out on hiking forum.. there was only two other people from there that know I "build porn sites". At a big campout where a large group of us got together to meet for the first time face to face , I was talking to this Dentist who lives in my local area.. this guy is in his 60's. He proceeds to ask me what I do for a living.. My very drunk obnoxious g/f just yells over the camp fire for everyone to hear.."She does Porn!" before I got a chance to answer. The 22 people standing around the campfire got silent and man, did I feel on the spot..so i just raised my beer and said "cheers"..I got a few strange looks but no one asked anything else the rest of the time..whew.

tristan_D · 02-07-2006, 05:25 PM

I was in a rehearsal for this stage play when we took a break. I excused myself called my GF from cellphone. Long story short, we ended up talking dirty. After my call, I went back and all the staff we're giving me this look. Then I forgot that my lapel mic was on.

xenigo · 02-07-2006, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

I was in a rehearsal for this stage play when we took a break. I excused myself called my GF from cellphone. Long story short, we ended up talking dirty. After my call, I went back and all the staff we're giving me this look. Then I forgot that my lapel mic was on.

That rocks!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

WME · 02-07-2006, 05:58 PM

what could be more embarrassing than a premature ejaculation

nico-t · 02-07-2006, 06:33 PM

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02-06-2006, 11:36 PM	#1
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	tell us an embarassing story. I'll begin. Tonight, standing around with a couple friends and my brother... somehow the topic got turned to how I've done adult videos with some ex girlfriends. Then, this friend... we'll call him Mr. Jackass... proceeds to explain what the videos contained. As if it was any of his business. "Dude, it's pretty sick that you've done pissing videos with ExGirlfriend" I wanted to kill him. Pretty fucked up! Not something I wanted any family members to have known about.

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02-06-2006, 11:38 PM	#4
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	This one time I was going down on a girl.....and she didn't tell me what time of the month it was. Embarrassed? Boy was my face red.

02-06-2006, 11:41 PM	#8
sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	that is sick and maybe this is your turning point, maybe its good that this got out, maybe they are planning an intervention for you now behind your back. You are sick man! go piss on yourself now

02-07-2006, 12:07 AM	#13
EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	Hmmm, ok I have one. A few years ago, I was meeting some friends of mine at a bar that we used to hang out at all the time (we knew everyone at the bar). Right as I pull into the parking lot a cop that had been following be turned his lights on to pull me over, so I pull into a parking space, shut off my truck and got out. The male cop that pulled me over gets out with his female partner. He told me they pulled me over because a brand new truck with a headlight out looks suspicious (don't ask, I still haven't figured out why that is suspicious). Seeing the police lights in the parking light, my friends and a bunch of other people from inside the bar come outside to see what's going on. After questioning me for a few minutes, the cops asked if they could search my truck. I said go for it (nothing illegal in the truck). As the female officer is looking through the back seat, she emerges with a few Video tapes in her hand (just wait, it gets worse). My ex-girlfriend and I had rented them (2 of them were hardcore bondage videos) a few nights earlier during a secret drunken escapade and I had forgotten that they were in the truck. The female cop (in front of everyone) proceeds to name off every one of the videos (much to the dying laughter and amusment of my friends)..... bitch __________________ . . . . I have a sig

02-07-2006, 12:17 AM	#14
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Ok this one actually is a real story. I was out partying when I was 19 or so. We did a ton of shots of some really cheap tequila. (I've never drank tequila since) Anyways I hook up with this girl, and we go back to her place. Well my stomach wasn't feeling good from all the tequila, but I figured it would pass. So I'm making out with this chick, and she pushes my head down, ya know to get things going. I get between her legs, pull off her panties, and as soon as I do I start blowing chunks all over the place. I know it was from the tequila but that poor girl must be scarred for life. She probably spent the next week attached to a douche.

02-07-2006, 12:40 AM	#16
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Back in my teens I was workin' summers for a local lumberyard. It was close to quittin' time on a Friday night, and the bunch of us yard shippers were gettin' ready to lock things up for the night. I was just finishin' up putting the last few lifts of drywall in a storage shed with the forklift. Being in a bit too much hurry, I'd forgotten to lower the forks completely to the ground before backing out the shed doorway. They were still about 6 inches off the floor as I headed out the building. Wanna guess how high the door header was? Or how high the fork hydraulic column was? Instead of headin' out for the pub that evenin'...we spent the next three hours rebuildin' the door header with new 2x12's. One of those 'amusing now...but it wasn't at the time' memorable stunts.

02-07-2006, 11:56 AM	#17
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Ok, the only guy I let eat my pussy and I were at his house and he was of course down doing what he did best and we heard a loud bang at the door. So he got his crutches, yes he had a broken leg with a cast on it and the cops are at the door. So the cop pushes him aside and asks "Where's the woman?" . LOL Someone had called the cops because they heard me screaming! LMFAO I come around the corner putting my shirt on and the 4 big cop's didn't know what to say. They left and we went back to bed.

02-07-2006, 12:46 PM	#18
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	I hang out on hiking forum.. there was only two other people from there that know I "build porn sites". At a big campout where a large group of us got together to meet for the first time face to face , I was talking to this Dentist who lives in my local area.. this guy is in his 60's. He proceeds to ask me what I do for a living.. My very drunk obnoxious g/f just yells over the camp fire for everyone to hear.."She does Porn!" before I got a chance to answer. The 22 people standing around the campfire got silent and man, did I feel on the spot..so i just raised my beer and said "cheers"..I got a few strange looks but no one asked anything else the rest of the time..whew.

02-07-2006, 05:25 PM	#19
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	I was in a rehearsal for this stage play when we took a break. I excused myself called my GF from cellphone. Long story short, we ended up talking dirty. After my call, I went back and all the staff we're giving me this look. Then I forgot that my lapel mic was on. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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02-07-2006, 06:33 PM	#22
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