Originally Posted by Lenny2

Ok this one actually is a real story.

I was out partying when I was 19 or so. We did a ton of shots of some really cheap tequila. (I've never drank tequila since)

Anyways I hook up with this girl, and we go back to her place.
Well my stomach wasn't feeling good from all the tequila, but I figured it would pass.

So I'm making out with this chick, and she pushes my head down, ya know to get things going.
I get between her legs, pull off her panties, and as soon as I do I start blowing chunks all over the place.

I know it was from the tequila but that poor girl must be scarred for life. She probably spent the next week attached to a douche.