Hmmm, ok I have one. A few years ago, I was meeting some friends of mine at a bar that we used to hang out at all the time (we knew everyone at the bar). Right as I pull into the parking lot a cop that had been following be turned his lights on to pull me over, so I pull into a parking space, shut off my truck and got out. The male cop that pulled me over gets out with his female partner. He told me they pulled me over because a brand new truck with a headlight out looks suspicious (don't ask, I still haven't figured out why that is suspicious). Seeing the police lights in the parking light, my friends and a bunch of other people from inside the bar come outside to see what's going on. After questioning me for a few minutes, the cops asked if they could search my truck. I said go for it (nothing illegal in the truck). As the female officer is looking through the back seat, she emerges with a few Video tapes in her hand (just wait, it gets worse). My ex-girlfriend and I had rented them (2 of them were hardcore bondage videos) a few nights earlier during a secret drunken escapade and I had forgotten that they were in the truck. The female cop (in front of everyone) proceeds to name off every one of the videos (much to the dying laughter and amusment of my friends)..... bitch
