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BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 08:32 PM

So I was just in the bathroom taking a dump and I was reading "Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader". It had this little passage that I find so relevant, I'm going to take the time to actually type it out here for all of you:

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The mating ritual of a type of flies called Hilira, commonly known as "dance flies," involves gift giving. The male catches a small insect, wraps it in silk and then presents it - along with a wing-waving mating dance - to his potential mate. When she accepts it, he mounts her while she's busy eating the gift.

Some dance flies are too lazy to even catch the bug. In one species, the male offers the female what looks like a gift wrapped insect. While she unwraps it he mates with her, trying to complete the act before she discovers there's no gift in the bundle.

Ladies? Sound like most men you know?

BTW: That shit took me forever to type so I deserve a spamie:
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Doctor Dre · 01-28-2006, 08:35 PM

So it actually takes enough time for gay people to read something while taking a shit ? I would have thought that taking a shit was something instant for you guys.

Lord Nelson · 01-28-2006, 08:36 PM

was there a lot of semen and ky jelly in your shit?

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson

was there a lot of semen and ky jelly in your shit?

First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

Secondly, I REALLY hope ur not using KY when you do anal sex with any women you managed to get drunk enough to allow you. KY is the WORST lube in the WORLD for anal sex.

Use ID Glide. She'll enjoy it a LOT more, trust me I know, I'm a fag!

Oracle Porn · 01-28-2006, 08:39 PM

heh funny

kernelpanic · 01-28-2006, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

Secondly, I REALLY hope ur not using KY when you do anal sex with any women you managed to get drunk enough to allow you. KY is the WORST lube in the WORLD for anal sex.

Use ID Glide. She'll enjoy it a LOT more, trust me I know, I'm a fag!

Ignore Lord Nelson; its a troll account.

boner 2.0 · 01-28-2006, 08:41 PM

I've been shiting liquid for about 10 days

Doctor, what can I do?

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kernelpanic

Ignore Lord Nelson; its a troll account.

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SquireMD · 01-28-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

Lord Nelson · 01-28-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

Admiral Lord Nelson was perhaps the most brilliant naval tactitian of all time. Besides that, he had fucked a ton of women and there was hardly anything gay about him.

Lord Nelson · 01-28-2006, 09:14 PM

but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...

Baker Rd · 01-28-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

So it actually takes enough time for gay people to read something while taking a shit ? I would have thought that taking a shit was something instant for you guys.

I only opened this thread to see who would make this response... lol

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson

but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...

Wasn't the original topic of this thread me having READ something in Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader while I was taking a dump? I just KNOW you're not dissin Uncle John!

Besides, I'm not the one trying to fuck people in the ass with "KY Jelly".

3M TA3 · 01-28-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson

but of course you uneducated hicks haven't read a single book in your lives, so...

didn't this thread start because someone was reading a book?

edit: tttooo slow

Lord Nelson · 01-28-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wasn't the original topic of this thread me having READ something in Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader while I was taking a dump? I just KNOW you're not dissin Uncle John!

I was talking about reading some real books.

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Besides, I'm not the one trying to fuck people in the ass with "KY Jelly".

yes, we are aware that youre a 'cathcer' rather than a 'pitcher"

nico-t · 01-28-2006, 10:30 PM

are there gay flies?

iwantchixx · 01-28-2006, 10:38 PM

Is this what being gay is all about?

Trying to make guys look like idiots to gainf emale companionship?

News flash, you're not a chick. You'll never really be one of the girls.

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

Trying to make guys look like idiots to gainf emale companionship?

News flash, you're not a chick. You'll never really be one of the girls.

Damn dude! You sound like a bitter old Queen and shit! U need to get laid or somethin....

Fah King · 01-28-2006, 10:54 PM

Boy alley is cool so like stop bitching bitchez!

nico-t · 01-28-2006, 10:54 PM

i think "The Fly" was gay

iwantchixx · 01-29-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Damn dude! You sound like a bitter old Queen and shit! U need to get laid or somethin....

No just a guy sick of flamboyant attempts to be 'one of the girls' and corrupting them.

You have a penis, get over it!

iwantchixx · 01-29-2006, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fah King

Boy alley is cool so like stop bitching bitchez!

You must be his anal victim.

BoyAlley · 01-29-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by iwantchixx

No just a guy sick of flamboyant attempts to be 'one of the girls' and corrupting them.

Oooooh I get it now. Some fag stole your last girlfriend from you!

You redneck biggots crack me up

iwantchixx · 01-29-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Oooooh I get it now. Some fag stole your last girlfriend from you!

You redneck biggots crack me up

Ahhh. I'm a biggot. Typical.

hardly a redneck.

Just see right through the whole 'i know how you feel girls' bit.

and no gay man stole my ex. If a gay man wants her, they can have her

Will keep her out of my hair.

phogirl69 · 01-29-2006, 02:15 AM

I didn't get to ask you this in your "ask a gay guy questions" thread, but I've always wanted to know, is it really true to that a lot of gay guys are into decorating and are really good at it? I was watching Room Raiders on mtv, it was a gay version with all these dudes from LaJolla, and all their places were decorated really nice and stylish, it looks like they were really into decorating... And usually when they have regular room raiders the houses aren't decorated as nice.

Also, as a gay man, what kind of furniture do you recommend? West Elm??? I'm not even a guy, I'm actually a female, but I like gay guys taste, I think they
really know how to decorate and make something look really nice. I like their taste....

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