So I was just in the bathroom taking a dump and I was reading "Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader". It had this little passage that I find so relevant, I'm going to take the time to actually type it out here for all of you:
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The mating ritual of a type of flies called Hilira, commonly known as "dance flies," involves gift giving. The male catches a small insect, wraps it in silk and then presents it - along with a wing-waving mating dance - to his potential mate. When she accepts it, he mounts her while she's busy eating the gift.
Some dance flies are too lazy to even catch the bug. In one species, the male offers the female what looks like a gift wrapped insect. While she unwraps it he mates with her, trying to complete the act before she discovers there's no gift in the bundle.
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