Originally Posted by BoyAlley

First off I wouldn't talk if I were you, cuz "Lord Nelson" sounds like the name of either a nelly fag or a show dog......

Secondly, I REALLY hope ur not using KY when you do anal sex with any women you managed to get drunk enough to allow you. KY is the WORST lube in the WORLD for anal sex.

Use ID Glide. She'll enjoy it a LOT more, trust me I know, I'm a fag!