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8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 02:30 PM

Please do your best to convince me to become a (or try) homosexual.

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 02:33 PM

LAWD!

Damn where do I even begin?!?!

Ok, how about this:

You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

AND AND AND

The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LAWD!

Damn where do I even begin?!?!

Ok, how about this:

You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!

AND AND AND

The only babies you have to worry about are brown and flushable

This is kinda leading me AWAY from homosexuality... keep trying

SquireMD · 01-25-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

The only babies you have to worry about are brown and flushable

that's just wrong

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 02:41 PM

Ok ok how about these?

1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place.

2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing.

SquireMD · 01-25-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Ok ok how about these?

1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place.

2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing.

much better...much better

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 02:52 PM

You get to fantasize about Juicy while jacking with your Fleshlight and not feel guilty.

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 02:55 PM

Yeah, I've been talking with some of my gay friends and we all agree, Juicy seems to be a predominant reason to convert

lickmymonster · 01-25-2006, 02:55 PM

Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmymonster

Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

I've been sucked off by both sexes, and the answer is without a doubt YES.

European Lee · 01-25-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmymonster

Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

Do chefs cook better food?

Regards,

Lee

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmymonster

Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

Gay guys know how to suck the chrome off a bumper!

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by InGayPorn

Gay guys know how to suck the chrome off a bumper!

So does President Bush!

lickmymonster · 01-25-2006, 03:04 PM

LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.

European Lee · 01-25-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmymonster

LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.

Nah, thats what GWW is for

Regards,

Lee

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by European Lee

Do chefs cook better food?

Regards,

Lee

There's just no logic there, but I get your point.

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 03:06 PM

So can't anyone properly convince me? I mean, what should I try to find attractive in a man's penis?

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lickmymonster

LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.

http://www.GayMainStreet.com

You think I'm fun over here, you should SEE me over there!

(thanks to TexasDream for allowing us to talk about our fagulous gay neighborhood)

Doctor Dre · 01-25-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LAWD!

Damn where do I even begin?!?!

Ok, how about this:

You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

AND AND AND

The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!

Yea but can you fuck thoses womans ? that'S the Q

sfera · 01-25-2006, 03:17 PM

hahah that was a good answer

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 03:18 PM

GFY as in Gay Forum, Yo

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

So can't anyone properly convince me? I mean, what should I try to find attractive in a man's penis?

No more getting fucked in the ass with a cold strap-on. Its the real deal baby!

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by InGayPorn

No more getting fucked in the ass with a cold strap-on. Its the real deal baby!

So.
a) A penis is warm

And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

So.
a) A penis is warm

And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

It's like taking a shit, only in reverse......

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

So does President Bush!

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Characters

So.
a) A penis is warm

And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

Suck on your finger and stick it up there. Now imagine it being 20 times better!

je_rome · 01-25-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

up to now this still remains a mystery to me

Doctor Dre · 01-25-2006, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

It's like taking a shit, only in reverse......

I somehow doubt that would feel good.

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

up to now this still remains a mystery to me

They pick up on our sensitive nature. Plus...we are better at talking girl talk. When's the last time you and they guys talked about your shoes.

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by InGayPorn

Suck on your finger and stick it up there. Now imagine it being 20 times better!

Done. Nothing fancy.

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 04:36 PM

No imagination I guess. Alright...peal a cucumber and soak it in hot water for 10 minutes and...

Sarah_Jayne · 01-25-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

up to now this still remains a mystery to me

in theory it is because they are men they can hang around with and not be judged in a sexual way...that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.

OMG fruit flies!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-25-2006, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OMG fruit flies!

That is the term I have used since high school..I always thought fag hag was such a harsh term. At one point I was going to write a book called Fruit Flies.

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

in theory it is because they are men they can hang around with and not be judged in a sexual way...that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.

Now you all know why Queen did the song about fat bottom girls.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-25-2006, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by InGayPorn

Now you all know why Queen did the song about fat bottom girls.

Honey, I always knew it. Fat girls and gay guys are a natural grouping. Even before I knew the guys I hung out with in high school were gay it felt better than talking to the other guys. When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Honey, I always knew it. Fat girls and gay guys are a natural grouping. Even before I knew the guys I hung out with in high school were gay it felt better than talking to the other guys. When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out

Ahmen sister!

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out

HAHAH You go gurl!

8 Characters · 01-25-2006, 05:14 PM

This thread needs to get back on track, and cucumbers in my ass are not mentally convincing. They are more physically painful. Erotic, nonetheless.

Platinumpimp · 01-25-2006, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LAWD!

Damn where do I even begin?!?!

Ok, how about this:

You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

AND AND AND

The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!

"More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!"

Yes, but when you are gay, you don't have any interest in women. So that somewhat passes the point.

nico-t · 01-25-2006, 05:27 PM

please stop the gay threads already

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

please stop the gay threads already

Awe....... we makin you bone up?

bangman · 01-25-2006, 05:39 PM

How can you not like pussy?
This thread is ridiculous.

InGayPorn · 01-25-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinumpimp

"More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!"

Yes, but when you are gay, you don't have any interest in women. So that somewhat passes the point.

Take some lessons from the French and Italians. Spend some time in those countries and you won't be able to tell who is gay or straight. Women pick up on that.

BoyAlley · 01-25-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bangman

How can you not like pussy?
This thread is ridiculous.

Ok, using the same logic:

Getting your dick sucked feels good, so what's it matter if it's a guy or a girl doing it? Especially considering it will more than likely FEEL better if it's a gay guy sucking it vs. a woman?

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	LAWD! Damn where do I even begin?!?! Ok, how about this: You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner! You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"! More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy! AND AND AND The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business! Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006 at 02:34 PM..

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Ok ok how about these? 1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place. 2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing. Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006 at 02:42 PM..

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