Dear BOYALLEY -
 

Please do your best to convince me to become a (or try) homosexual.

LAWD!

Damn where do I even begin?!?!

Ok, how about this:

You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

AND AND AND

The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable :thumbsup

Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!

This is kinda leading me AWAY from homosexuality... keep trying

that's just wrong

Ok ok how about these?

1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place.

2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing.

http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...sc/gayhehe.gif

much better...much better

You get to fantasize about Juicy while jacking with your Fleshlight and not feel guilty.

Yeah, I've been talking with some of my gay friends and we all agree, Juicy seems to be a predominant reason to convert :thumbsup

Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

I've been sucked off by both sexes, and the answer is without a doubt YES.

Do chefs cook better food? :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

Gay guys know how to suck the chrome off a bumper!

So does President Bush!

http://www.gaymainstreet.com/Neighbo...eorgesays5.jpg

LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.

Nah, thats what GWW is for :)

Regards,

Lee

There's just no logic there, but I get your point.

So can't anyone properly convince me? I mean, what should I try to find attractive in a man's penis?

http://www.GayMainStreet.com

:thumbsup

You think I'm fun over here, you should SEE me over there! :1orglaugh

(thanks to TexasDream for allowing us to talk about our fagulous gay neighborhood)

Yea but can you fuck thoses womans ? that'S the Q

hahah that was a good answer

GFY as in Gay Forum, Yo

No more getting fucked in the ass with a cold strap-on. Its the real deal baby!

So.
a) A penis is warm

And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

It's like taking a shit, only in reverse......

http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre...utofcloset.gif

http://www.gaymainstreet.com/Neighbo...eorgesays7.jpg

Suck on your finger and stick it up there. Now imagine it being 20 times better!

up to now this still remains a mystery to me :Oh crap

I somehow doubt that would feel good.

They pick up on our sensitive nature. Plus...we are better at talking girl talk. When's the last time you and they guys talked about your shoes.

Done. Nothing fancy.

No imagination I guess. Alright...peal a cucumber and soak it in hot water for 10 minutes and...:smiling_b

in theory it is because they are men they can hang around with and not be judged in a sexual way...that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.

OMG fruit flies! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is the term I have used since high school..I always thought fag hag was such a harsh term. At one point I was going to write a book called Fruit Flies.

Now you all know why Queen did the song about fat bottom girls.

:GFYBand

Honey, I always knew it. Fat girls and gay guys are a natural grouping. Even before I knew the guys I hung out with in high school were gay it felt better than talking to the other guys. When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out :)

Ahmen sister! :thumbsup

HAHAH You go gurl! http://www.gaymainstreet.com/TheStre.../eatatthey.gif

This thread needs to get back on track, and cucumbers in my ass are not mentally convincing. They are more physically painful. Erotic, nonetheless.

"More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!"

Yes, but when you are gay, you don't have any interest in women. So that somewhat passes the point.

please stop the gay threads already :Oh crap

Awe....... we makin you bone up? :Oh crap

How can you not like pussy?
This thread is ridiculous.

Take some lessons from the French and Italians. Spend some time in those countries and you won't be able to tell who is gay or straight. Women pick up on that.

Ok, using the same logic:

Getting your dick sucked feels good, so what's it matter if it's a guy or a girl doing it? Especially considering it will more than likely FEEL better if it's a gay guy sucking it vs. a woman?