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  • 8 Characters
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 2336

    #1

    Dear BOYALLEY -

    Please do your best to convince me to become a (or try) homosexual.
  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #2
    LAWD!

    Damn where do I even begin?!?!

    Ok, how about this:

    You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
    You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
    More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

    AND AND AND

    The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

    Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!
    Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006, 12:34 PM.

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    • 8 Characters
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jan 2005
      • 2336

      #3
      Originally posted by BoyAlley
      LAWD!

      Damn where do I even begin?!?!

      Ok, how about this:

      You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
      You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!

      AND AND AND

      The only babies you have to worry about are brown and flushable
      This is kinda leading me AWAY from homosexuality... keep trying

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      • SquireMD
        ICQ # 229-616-436
        • May 2005
        • 794

        #4
        Originally posted by BoyAlley
        The only babies you have to worry about are brown and flushable

        that's just wrong

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Ok ok how about these?

          1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place.

          2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing.

          Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006, 12:42 PM.

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          • SquireMD
            ICQ # 229-616-436
            • May 2005
            • 794

            #6
            Originally posted by BoyAlley
            Ok ok how about these?

            1. You don't have to worry about remembering the names of people you sleep with, because you never knew them in the first place.

            2. You get to have Juicy message you in the middle of the night on ICQ asking you what you're wearing.


            much better...much better

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            • InGayPorn
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              • Nov 2005
              • 177

              #7
              You get to fantasize about Juicy while jacking with your Fleshlight and not feel guilty.

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Yeah, I've been talking with some of my gay friends and we all agree, Juicy seems to be a predominant reason to convert

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                • lickmymonster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 628

                  #9
                  Do gay guys give better blow jobs?

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                  • BoyAlley
                    So Fucking Gay
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 19714

                    #10
                    Originally posted by lickmymonster
                    Do gay guys give better blow jobs?
                    I've been sucked off by both sexes, and the answer is without a doubt YES.
                    Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006, 12:59 PM.

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                    • European Lee
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 7133

                      #11
                      Originally posted by lickmymonster
                      Do gay guys give better blow jobs?
                      Do chefs cook better food?

                      Regards,

                      Lee
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                      • InGayPorn
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 177

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lickmymonster
                        Do gay guys give better blow jobs?
                        Gay guys know how to suck the chrome off a bumper!

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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714

                          #13
                          Originally posted by InGayPorn
                          Gay guys know how to suck the chrome off a bumper!
                          So does President Bush!

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                          • lickmymonster
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 628

                            #14
                            LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.

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                            • European Lee
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 7133

                              #15
                              Originally posted by lickmymonster
                              LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.
                              Nah, thats what GWW is for

                              Regards,

                              Lee
                              YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH
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                              • 8 Characters
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 2336

                                #16
                                Originally posted by European Lee
                                Do chefs cook better food?

                                Regards,

                                Lee
                                There's just no logic there, but I get your point.

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                                • 8 Characters
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 2336

                                  #17
                                  So can't anyone properly convince me? I mean, what should I try to find attractive in a man's penis?

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                                  • BoyAlley
                                    So Fucking Gay
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 19714

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by lickmymonster
                                    LoL you guys are going to turn GFY into a gay webmaster Forum.
                                    http://www.GayMainStreet.com



                                    You think I'm fun over here, you should SEE me over there!

                                    (thanks to TexasDream for allowing us to talk about our fagulous gay neighborhood)

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                                    • Doctor Dre
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                      LAWD!

                                      Damn where do I even begin?!?!

                                      Ok, how about this:

                                      You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
                                      You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
                                      More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

                                      AND AND AND

                                      The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

                                      Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!
                                      Yea but can you fuck thoses womans ? that'S the Q
                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                      • sfera
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                                        • Aug 2005
                                        • 8597

                                        #20
                                        hahah that was a good answer

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                                        • 8 Characters
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2005
                                          • 2336

                                          #21
                                          GFY as in Gay Forum, Yo

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                                          • InGayPorn
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 177

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by 8 Characters
                                            So can't anyone properly convince me? I mean, what should I try to find attractive in a man's penis?
                                            No more getting fucked in the ass with a cold strap-on. Its the real deal baby!

                                            Submit your news worthy announcements to InGayPorn.com

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                                            • 8 Characters
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 2336

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by InGayPorn
                                              No more getting fucked in the ass with a cold strap-on. Its the real deal baby!
                                              So.
                                              a) A penis is warm

                                              And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

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                                              • BoyAlley
                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 19714

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by 8 Characters
                                                So.
                                                a) A penis is warm

                                                And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

                                                It's like taking a shit, only in reverse......

                                                Last edited by BoyAlley; 01-25-2006, 01:29 PM.

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                                                • InGayPorn
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                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 177

                                                  #25



                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                  So does President Bush!


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                                                  • InGayPorn
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                    • 177

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 8 Characters
                                                    So.
                                                    a) A penis is warm

                                                    And i'm assuming warm things in the ass feel good?

                                                    Suck on your finger and stick it up there. Now imagine it being 20 times better!

                                                    Submit your news worthy announcements to InGayPorn.com

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                                                    • je_rome
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                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                      More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!
                                                      up to now this still remains a mystery to me
                                                      Last edited by je_rome; 01-25-2006, 01:39 PM.
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                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                        It's like taking a shit, only in reverse......

                                                        I somehow doubt that would feel good.
                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • InGayPorn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 177

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by je_rome
                                                          up to now this still remains a mystery to me
                                                          They pick up on our sensitive nature. Plus...we are better at talking girl talk. When's the last time you and they guys talked about your shoes.

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                                                          • 8 Characters
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                            • 2336

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by InGayPorn
                                                            Suck on your finger and stick it up there. Now imagine it being 20 times better!
                                                            Done. Nothing fancy.

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                                                            • InGayPorn
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                              • 177

                                                              #31
                                                              No imagination I guess. Alright...peal a cucumber and soak it in hot water for 10 minutes and...

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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 40077

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by je_rome
                                                                up to now this still remains a mystery to me
                                                                in theory it is because they are men they can hang around with and not be judged in a sexual way...that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.

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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                  that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.
                                                                  OMG fruit flies!

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                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 40077

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                    OMG fruit flies!
                                                                    That is the term I have used since high school..I always thought fag hag was such a harsh term. At one point I was going to write a book called Fruit Flies.

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                                                                    • InGayPorn
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                      in theory it is because they are men they can hang around with and not be judged in a sexual way...that is why so many of us fat girls are fruit flies in our early years.
                                                                      Now you all know why Queen did the song about fat bottom girls.


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                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                        Now with more Jayne
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 40077

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by InGayPorn
                                                                        Now you all know why Queen did the song about fat bottom girls.

                                                                        Honey, I always knew it. Fat girls and gay guys are a natural grouping. Even before I knew the guys I hung out with in high school were gay it felt better than talking to the other guys. When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out

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                                                                        • InGayPorn
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                                          • 177

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                          Honey, I always knew it. Fat girls and gay guys are a natural grouping. Even before I knew the guys I hung out with in high school were gay it felt better than talking to the other guys. When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out

                                                                          Ahmen sister!

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                                                                          • BoyAlley
                                                                            So Fucking Gay
                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                            • 19714

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by sarah_webinc
                                                                            When they came out they expected some huge drama and pretty much only got 'figures'. They just didn't expect me to be bi when I came out
                                                                            HAHAH You go gurl!

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                                                                            • 8 Characters
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                              • 2336

                                                                              #39
                                                                              This thread needs to get back on track, and cucumbers in my ass are not mentally convincing. They are more physically painful. Erotic, nonetheless.

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                                                                              • Platinumpimp
                                                                                Logos and such.
                                                                                • Jan 2004
                                                                                • 10214

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                LAWD!

                                                                                Damn where do I even begin?!?!

                                                                                Ok, how about this:

                                                                                You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
                                                                                You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
                                                                                More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!

                                                                                AND AND AND

                                                                                The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable

                                                                                Oh, visit GayMainStreet.com to do all your gay homosexual business!
                                                                                "More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!"

                                                                                Yes, but when you are gay, you don't have any interest in women. So that somewhat passes the point.
                                                                                I design logo's.

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                                                                                • nico-t
                                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 29901

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  please stop the gay threads already

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                                                                                  • BoyAlley
                                                                                    So Fucking Gay
                                                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                                                    • 19714

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                    please stop the gay threads already
                                                                                    Awe....... we makin you bone up?

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                                                                                    • bangman
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                      • 5283

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      How can you not like pussy?
                                                                                      This thread is ridiculous.
                                                                                      - David Hall
                                                                                      ICQ: 312744199

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                                                                                      • InGayPorn
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                        • 177

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Platinumpimp
                                                                                        "More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!"

                                                                                        Yes, but when you are gay, you don't have any interest in women. So that somewhat passes the point.
                                                                                        Take some lessons from the French and Italians. Spend some time in those countries and you won't be able to tell who is gay or straight. Women pick up on that.

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                                                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                          • 19714

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by bangman
                                                                                          How can you not like pussy?
                                                                                          This thread is ridiculous.
                                                                                          Ok, using the same logic:

                                                                                          Getting your dick sucked feels good, so what's it matter if it's a guy or a girl doing it? Especially considering it will more than likely FEEL better if it's a gay guy sucking it vs. a woman?

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