LAWD!
Damn where do I even begin?!?!
Ok, how about this:
You get to have sex without needing to buy anyone dinner!
You get to have sex without having to "sit here and talk"!
More women will hang around you than they will any straight guy!
AND AND AND
The only babies you have to worry about having are brown and flushable
Oh, visit
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