Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 01-05-2006, 12:47 AM   #1
SmokeyTheBear
►SouthOfHeaven
 
SmokeyTheBear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
Posts: 28,609
:stoned Google invents robot to cook hamburgers..

Thats what bill gates says..
-------------------------------------
re: windows vista

Gates downplayed a Google threat.

"I hear they're coming out with a robot that will cook hamburgers, too. Let's spread that rumor ? there's nothing they can't do," Gates said
--------------------------------------
I think he is worried
__________________
hatisblack at yahoo.com
SmokeyTheBear is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:09 AM   #2
tristan_D
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,865
nothing from google surprises me anymore.
tristan_D is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:20 AM   #3
SmokeyTheBear
►SouthOfHeaven
 
SmokeyTheBear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer
Posts: 28,609
Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan_D
nothing from google surprises me anymore.

thats ok im pretty sure alienq invented robots so he will sue them
__________________
hatisblack at yahoo.com
SmokeyTheBear is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:21 AM   #4
Deputy Chief Command
Deputy Chief Command
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,482
I invented hamburgers
__________________
Deputy Chief Command is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:32 AM   #5
reed_4
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,640
bill gates in a nerd.
__________________
reed_4 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:34 AM   #6
pornstar2pac
Omaha Hi/Lo
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 17,380
google will hit $600 a share soon
__________________
Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do
pornstar2pac is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:35 AM   #7
pocketkangaroo
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Chicago, IL
Posts: 8,452
He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.
pocketkangaroo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:39 AM   #8
Deputy Chief Command
Deputy Chief Command
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,482
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

__________________
Deputy Chief Command is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:40 AM   #9
ThePornPusher
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Long Island,New York
Posts: 1,823
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

Yet there stocks never been higher as well as there popularity...
__________________
ThePornPusher is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:56 AM   #10
Matt 26z
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤
Posts: 18,481
They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.
Matt 26z is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 11:33 AM   #11
Deputy Chief Command
Deputy Chief Command
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,482
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt 26z
They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.


yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense

and once again that google analytics thing that is just about on every BIG site is also no good


lol , stop the hating
__________________
Deputy Chief Command is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 11:37 AM   #12
sfera
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ICQ: 248877409
Posts: 8,597
wow who cares lol
sfera is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 11:39 AM   #13
jacked
sperm tail
 
jacked's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2004
Location: nj
Posts: 11,019
everything google puts out flops after a while
__________________
Got Cam Models?
icq: 361-607-616
jacked is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 12:47 PM   #14
NoWhErE
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
NoWhErE's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 10,387
Its human nature to try to bring down things that are bigger than us.

Right now Google is a giant and everyone is standing around waiting for it to fall. The Google empire will fall one day. Its only a matter of time. But for now, friggin' take advantage of what its doing!
__________________
skype: lordofthecameltoe
NoWhErE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:03 PM   #15
chadglni
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: PEI, Canada
Posts: 6,924
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt 26z
They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.
Words of the ignorant are always fun to read.
chadglni is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:05 PM   #16
BoNgHiTtA
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,176
Lets keep the hype going. These options are making me a very rich person.
BoNgHiTtA is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:13 PM   #17
Chio The Pirate
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: YARGH! On me big sailboat with the skull flags * * ICQ: 39-183769
Posts: 946
YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.
__________________

Need to get a site indexed in a few days? Want thousands of targeted, quality hits to your site? Want to beta test something that will revolutionize the way companies, and individuals advertise online.? Click here to take a look at Bliggo
Chio The Pirate is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:25 PM   #18
rebel23
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 817
Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com
__________________
ICQ: 37378183
rebel23 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:27 PM   #19
Deputy Chief Command
Deputy Chief Command
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 4,482
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.

I knew someone was going to make those irrelevant comments
__________________
Deputy Chief Command is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:29 PM   #20
chadglni
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: PEI, Canada
Posts: 6,924
Quote:
Originally Posted by rebel23
Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com
Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes.
chadglni is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:29 PM   #21
rebel23
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 817
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/it?s=GOOG

they are desperate in releasing new "products" and getting into new markets and all this bullshit, reminds me of the infospace scam
__________________
ICQ: 37378183
rebel23 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:30 PM   #22
Doctor Dre
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Doctor Dre's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
Quote:
Originally Posted by tristan_D
nothing from google surprises me anymore.
Read the thread you fucking useless peice of shit
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 View Post
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Doctor Dre is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:37 PM   #23
Doctor Dre
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Doctor Dre's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 View Post
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Doctor Dre is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:38 PM   #24
Doctor Dre
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Doctor Dre's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
Quote:
Originally Posted by chadglni
Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes.
Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 View Post
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Doctor Dre is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 01:39 PM   #25
Doctor Dre
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Doctor Dre's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 51,692
Bloggers = Flop too ;) I forgot this one
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by rayadp05 View Post
I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
Doctor Dre is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 02:28 PM   #26
candyflip
Carpe Visio
 
candyflip's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 43,064
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that
The article said that Google insiders sold twice as much as Microsoft with only 10% of the Revenue.
__________________

Spend you some brain.
Email Me
candyflip is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 02:33 PM   #27
Brother Bareback
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 279
Quote:
Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.
dude, you obviously are either an idiot, or just a google hater

almost everything that have done so far has either been extensively useful or made me more money than before
Brother Bareback is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 02:34 PM   #28
Brother Bareback
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 279
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop
Everyone I know now uses google maps instead of mapquest or yahoo, it is FAR superior

google earth is a fun toy to play with, i don't see much use for it outside of that

google toolbar I still use, so do tons of people

google videos, i think it is pretty cool, but I see some lawsuits coming from it soon
Brother Bareback is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 03:55 PM   #29
Matt 26z
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤
Posts: 18,481
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense
Email storage limits can not be considered innovative or special. If Google is special for offering 1gig, then why doesn't someone else offer 10gigs? 1gig email was a PR stunt to make up for the fact their email was so featureless.

AdSense and the SE go together in my book.
Matt 26z is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2006, 04:01 PM   #30
Matt 26z
So Fucking Banned
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤
Posts: 18,481
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop
Nothing Google has done has been a flop, but very little of it has been innovative or considered the best.

Google did not develop the maps or Google Earth. Someone else did and Google slapped their name on it.

Toolbars and popup blockers were nothing new.

Google Video came after many other free video hosting services, and their video is worse quality than all the others.
Matt 26z is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.