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SmokeyTheBear 01-05-2006 12:47 AM

Google invents robot to cook hamburgers..
 
Thats what bill gates says..
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re: windows vista

Gates downplayed a Google threat.

"I hear they're coming out with a robot that will cook hamburgers, too. Let's spread that rumor ? there's nothing they can't do," Gates said
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I think he is worried :)

tristan_D 01-05-2006 01:09 AM

nothing from google surprises me anymore.

SmokeyTheBear 01-05-2006 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
nothing from google surprises me anymore.


thats ok im pretty sure alienq invented robots so he will sue them :winkwink:

Deputy Chief Command 01-05-2006 01:21 AM

I invented hamburgers

reed_4 01-05-2006 01:32 AM

bill gates in a nerd.

pornstar2pac 01-05-2006 01:34 AM

google will hit $600 a share soon

pocketkangaroo 01-05-2006 01:35 AM

He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

Deputy Chief Command 01-05-2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.


you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

:thumbsup

ThePornPusher 01-05-2006 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.


Yet there stocks never been higher as well as there popularity...

Matt 26z 01-05-2006 01:56 AM

They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.

Deputy Chief Command 01-05-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.



yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense

and once again that google analytics thing that is just about on every BIG site is also no good


lol , stop the hating

sfera 01-05-2006 11:37 AM

wow who cares lol

jacked 01-05-2006 11:39 AM

:1orglaugh everything google puts out flops after a while

NoWhErE 01-05-2006 12:47 PM

Its human nature to try to bring down things that are bigger than us.

Right now Google is a giant and everyone is standing around waiting for it to fall. The Google empire will fall one day. Its only a matter of time. But for now, friggin' take advantage of what its doing!

chadglni 01-05-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.

Words of the ignorant are always fun to read.

BoNgHiTtA 01-05-2006 01:05 PM

Lets keep the hype going. These options are making me a very rich person.

Chio The Pirate 01-05-2006 01:13 PM

YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.

rebel23 01-05-2006 01:25 PM

Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com

Deputy Chief Command 01-05-2006 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.


I knew someone was going to make those irrelevant comments

chadglni 01-05-2006 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rebel23
Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com

Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes. :thumbsup

rebel23 01-05-2006 01:29 PM

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/it?s=GOOG

they are desperate in releasing new "products" and getting into new markets and all this bullshit, reminds me of the infospace scam

Doctor Dre 01-05-2006 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
nothing from google surprises me anymore.

Read the thread you fucking useless peice of shit

Doctor Dre 01-05-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

:thumbsup

Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Doctor Dre 01-05-2006 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes. :thumbsup

Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that

Doctor Dre 01-05-2006 01:39 PM

Bloggers = Flop too ;) I forgot this one

candyflip 01-05-2006 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that

The article said that Google insiders sold twice as much as Microsoft with only 10% of the Revenue.

Brother Bareback 01-05-2006 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo
Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

dude, you obviously are either an idiot, or just a google hater

almost everything that have done so far has either been extensively useful or made me more money than before

Brother Bareback 01-05-2006 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Everyone I know now uses google maps instead of mapquest or yahoo, it is FAR superior

google earth is a fun toy to play with, i don't see much use for it outside of that

google toolbar I still use, so do tons of people

google videos, i think it is pretty cool, but I see some lawsuits coming from it soon

Matt 26z 01-05-2006 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense

Email storage limits can not be considered innovative or special. If Google is special for offering 1gig, then why doesn't someone else offer 10gigs? 1gig email was a PR stunt to make up for the fact their email was so featureless.

AdSense and the SE go together in my book.

Matt 26z 01-05-2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Nothing Google has done has been a flop, but very little of it has been innovative or considered the best.

Google did not develop the maps or Google Earth. Someone else did and Google slapped their name on it.

Toolbars and popup blockers were nothing new.

Google Video came after many other free video hosting services, and their video is worse quality than all the others.


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