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SmokeyTheBear · 01-05-2006, 12:47 AM

Thats what bill gates says..
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re: windows vista

Gates downplayed a Google threat.

"I hear they're coming out with a robot that will cook hamburgers, too. Let's spread that rumor ? there's nothing they can't do," Gates said
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I think he is worried

tristan_D · 01-05-2006, 01:09 AM

nothing from google surprises me anymore.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-05-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

nothing from google surprises me anymore.

thats ok im pretty sure alienq invented robots so he will sue them

Deputy Chief Command · 01-05-2006, 01:21 AM

I invented hamburgers

reed_4 · 01-05-2006, 01:32 AM

bill gates in a nerd.

pornstar2pac · 01-05-2006, 01:34 AM

google will hit $600 a share soon

pocketkangaroo · 01-05-2006, 01:35 AM

He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

Deputy Chief Command · 01-05-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

ThePornPusher · 01-05-2006, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

He is right in a way. Everyday there is a new rumor about Google buying someone or creating something. None of them have ever come out. Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

Yet there stocks never been higher as well as there popularity...

Matt 26z · 01-05-2006, 01:56 AM

They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.

Deputy Chief Command · 01-05-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.

yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense

and once again that google analytics thing that is just about on every BIG site is also no good

lol , stop the hating

sfera · 01-05-2006, 11:37 AM

wow who cares lol

jacked · 01-05-2006, 11:39 AM

everything google puts out flops after a while

NoWhErE · 01-05-2006, 12:47 PM

Its human nature to try to bring down things that are bigger than us.

Right now Google is a giant and everyone is standing around waiting for it to fall. The Google empire will fall one day. Its only a matter of time. But for now, friggin' take advantage of what its doing!

chadglni · 01-05-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt 26z

They are not as innovative as people think outside of their SE. For virtually everything else they've done, there is another example of it out there that is equal to it or (usually) better.

I find that to be very disturbing because it means the only thing keeping them at the top is the SE portion of their company. Should someone else come along with a better SE, Google suddenly isn't going to be perceived as the future of computing.

Words of the ignorant are always fun to read.

BoNgHiTtA · 01-05-2006, 01:05 PM

Lets keep the hype going. These options are making me a very rich person.

Chio The Pirate · 01-05-2006, 01:13 PM

YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.

rebel23 · 01-05-2006, 01:25 PM

Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com

Deputy Chief Command · 01-05-2006, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Google didn't "put out" analytics. They bought it. It was urchin. Just like maps, picassa, etc. Aside from adsense google really hasn't done anything original.

I knew someone was going to make those irrelevant comments

chadglni · 01-05-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rebel23

Google is being looted. it exists to sell billions of insider stock
www.fuckedgoogle.com

Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes.

rebel23 · 01-05-2006, 01:29 PM

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/it?s=GOOG

they are desperate in releasing new "products" and getting into new markets and all this bullshit, reminds me of the infospace scam

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

nothing from google surprises me anymore.

Read the thread you fucking useless peice of shit

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

you are RIGHT

google mail FLOP

google analytics FLOP

google news FLOP

google adsense FLOP

Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

Because no owners of public companies ever sell stock to cash out. They like to work and be rich on paper but live in cardboard boxes.

Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 01:39 PM

Bloggers = Flop too ;) I forgot this one

candyflip · 01-05-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Bill Gates is selling like 20 mill shares per quarder... something like that

The article said that Google insiders sold twice as much as Microsoft with only 10% of the Revenue.

Brother Bareback · 01-05-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Not to mention that nothing they have put out outside of search is any good.

dude, you obviously are either an idiot, or just a google hater

almost everything that have done so far has either been extensively useful or made me more money than before

Brother Bareback · 01-05-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Everyone I know now uses google maps instead of mapquest or yahoo, it is FAR superior

google earth is a fun toy to play with, i don't see much use for it outside of that

google toolbar I still use, so do tons of people

google videos, i think it is pretty cool, but I see some lawsuits coming from it soon

Matt 26z · 01-05-2006, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

yes they were not the first to start with 1gig (now already more) free email adresses

and yes there is something MUCH better than adsense

Email storage limits can not be considered innovative or special. If Google is special for offering 1gig, then why doesn't someone else offer 10gigs? 1gig email was a PR stunt to make up for the fact their email was so featureless.

AdSense and the SE go together in my book.

Matt 26z · 01-05-2006, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Google Maps = flop
Google Earth = flop
Google Toolbar with popup blocker = flop
Google videos = flop

Nothing Google has done has been a flop, but very little of it has been innovative or considered the best.

Google did not develop the maps or Google Earth. Someone else did and Google slapped their name on it.

Toolbars and popup blockers were nothing new.

Google Video came after many other free video hosting services, and their video is worse quality than all the others.

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