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TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 04:01 PM

Today I went for a drive and got pulled over for not having my seat belt on.

. He asked what I had been smoking and I said cigarettes, so he said " Are you sure you haven't been smoking marijuana?" so I said no but we know I had.

He goes back to his car and all I can think is I'm going to jail, my car is going to jail cuz of a bad inspection sticker. He came back and gave me a $100 ticket.

I told him "Thank you Sir, very much." I was so happy to be on my way.

I get to where I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done, well I didn't think it was going to pass but they did it anyway.

. It's good to have friends.

baddog · 12-27-2005, 04:02 PM

yes, friends come in handy at times

wdsguy · 12-27-2005, 04:02 PM

and you didn't have to blow the cop? lucky u.

TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

and you didn't have to blow the cop? lucky u.

Not with them.

Furious_Male · 12-27-2005, 04:04 PM

"Thank you very much" for a $100 ticket?

I never thank them. Even though you were in the wrong you are paying for it. No need to thank them

CaptainWolfy · 12-27-2005, 04:06 PM

lucky to have a friend

TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

"Thank you very much" for a $100 ticket?

I never thank them. Even though you were in the wrong you are paying for it. No need to thank them

Hell yea I thanked him he could have towed my car and gave me 3 other tickets.

12-27-2005, 04:13 PM

Where's all the usual suspects calling for your death for driving impaired?

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

Where's all the usual suspects calling for your death for driving impaired?

Small amounts of marijuana have been PROVEN in clinical studies done in the U.K. to actually improve driver safety.

However large amounts act quite the opposite.

So i'm guessing she just toked a lil ; )D

You go Anne!

12-27-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

Small amounts of marijuana have been PROVEN in clinical studies done in the U.K. to actually improve driver safety.

I'm going to find a copy of that report and keep it in my glove box just in case.

LiveDose · 12-27-2005, 04:19 PM

Good karma TurboAngel!

Violetta · 12-27-2005, 04:20 PM

you should start using a seatbelt right away! trust me---

pornguy · 12-27-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Not with them.

Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by evildick

I'm going to find a copy of that report and keep it in my glove box just in case.

I just call my lawyer when i get pulled over now, they usually fuck right off.

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.

sounds like your friend is a fucking closet homo, or his mommy didn't love em

i got lots of cop friends, & they all love looking at tittys

seeric · 12-27-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Hell yea I thanked him he could have towed my car and gave me 3 other tickets.

i love california cops.

when they pull me over they always try to give me lots of munchies to see if i'll crack and prove that i'm stoned. i stand strong though. 7-11's on every corner. they can't fool me.

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i love california cops.

when they pull me over they always try to give me lots of munchies to see if i'll crack and prove that i'm stoned. i stand strong though. 7-11's on every corner. they can't fool me.

pornguy · 12-27-2005, 04:28 PM

Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.

nofx · 12-27-2005, 04:39 PM

kill corrupt cops because corrupt cops kill

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.

sure he doesn't love the cock?

pornguy · 12-27-2005, 04:42 PM

Nope. I think his wife would have complained.

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done

What Angel? What do ya' man say to that??

Persignup Dustin · 12-27-2005, 04:53 PM

the police

TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.

Trust me I didn 't have to flash them and yes you can see them in anything I have on thanks to God, why dod you such a prob with me? If you don't like me then don't look.

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 05:08 PM

You ROCK BIG TIME Angel!

tristan_D · 12-27-2005, 05:08 PM

you have very good friends, angel.

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

you have very good friends, angel.

Believe, she got friends!

Sosa · 12-27-2005, 05:18 PM

Don't be doing drugs

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sosa

Don't be doing drugs

Why scould we?

TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tristan_D

you have very good friends, angel.

I'm very thankfull for that.

pr0 · 12-27-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

I'm very thankfull for that.

she has good friends, because she's good people

same with turboface...2 real cool peeps

reynold · 12-27-2005, 05:48 PM

Good thing you have your friends who are always there for you girl..

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

she has good friends, because she's good people

same with turboface...2 real cool peeps

Ayup, they are alway kind, even to those they fdon't knoe yet!

Nightnday · 12-27-2005, 06:12 PM

MAN. I spell like a hyana!

chadglni · 12-27-2005, 06:21 PM

The female cops let me go after they see my cock hanging out too. I'm so cool.

Fizzgig · 12-27-2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.

You, sir, are no gentleman.

Spunky · 12-27-2005, 06:27 PM

Gotta catch a break once in awhile..never happens to me though

chadglni · 12-27-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Gotta catch a break once in awhile..never happens to me though

Only happens to me when I get stopped somewhere I can get out of paying the tickets. :-|

TurboAngel · 12-27-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fizzgig

You, sir, are no gentleman.

Thanks hun.

Vitasoy · 12-27-2005, 07:34 PM

Cops like that are slim to none here.

chazer · 12-27-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

The female cops let me go after they see my cock hanging out too. I'm so cool.

i doubt that... female cops are the worst, especially if you happen to be a male.

blazi · 12-27-2005, 07:46 PM

so you showed him your boobs and got a $100 ticket? crappy!!

12-27-2005, 04:01 PM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I love the cops here...... Today I went for a drive and got pulled over for not having my seat belt on. . He asked what I had been smoking and I said cigarettes, so he said " Are you sure you haven't been smoking marijuana?" so I said no but we know I had. He goes back to his car and all I can think is I'm going to jail, my car is going to jail cuz of a bad inspection sticker. He came back and gave me a $100 ticket. I told him "Thank you Sir, very much." I was so happy to be on my way. I get to where I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done, well I didn't think it was going to pass but they did it anyway. . It's good to have friends.

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