Today I went for a drive and got pulled over for not having my seat belt on.

. He asked what I had been smoking and I said cigarettes, so he said " Are you sure you haven't been smoking marijuana?" so I said no but we know I had.

He goes back to his car and all I can think is I'm going to jail, my car is going to jail cuz of a bad inspection sticker. He came back and gave me a $100 ticket.
I told him "Thank you Sir, very much." I was so happy to be on my way.
I get to where I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done, well I didn't think it was going to pass but they did it anyway.

. It's good to have friends.