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  • TurboAngel
    H.B.I.C.
    • Jun 2003
    • 30122
    #1

    I love the cops here......

    Today I went for a drive and got pulled over for not having my seat belt on. . He asked what I had been smoking and I said cigarettes, so he said " Are you sure you haven't been smoking marijuana?" so I said no but we know I had. He goes back to his car and all I can think is I'm going to jail, my car is going to jail cuz of a bad inspection sticker. He came back and gave me a $100 ticket.

    I told him "Thank you Sir, very much." I was so happy to be on my way.

    I get to where I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done, well I didn't think it was going to pass but they did it anyway. . It's good to have friends.
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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089
      #2
      yes, friends come in handy at times

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        • wdsguy
          Ryde or Die
          • Dec 2002
          • 19568
          #3
          and you didn't have to blow the cop? lucky u.

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            • TurboAngel
              H.B.I.C.
              • Jun 2003
              • 30122
              #4
              Originally posted by wdsguy
              and you didn't have to blow the cop? lucky u.

              Not with them.

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                • Furious_Male
                  Doing the grind since 99
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 16884
                  #5
                  "Thank you very much" for a $100 ticket?

                  I never thank them. Even though you were in the wrong you are paying for it. No need to thank them
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                    • CaptainWolfy
                      Playa
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 8439
                      #6
                      lucky to have a friend

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                        • TurboAngel
                          H.B.I.C.
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 30122
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Furious_Male
                          "Thank you very much" for a $100 ticket?

                          I never thank them. Even though you were in the wrong you are paying for it. No need to thank them

                          Hell yea I thanked him he could have towed my car and gave me 3 other tickets.



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                            • evildick
                              #8
                              Where's all the usual suspects calling for your death for driving impaired?

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                                • pr0
                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 23088
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by evildick
                                  Where's all the usual suspects calling for your death for driving impaired?
                                  Small amounts of marijuana have been PROVEN in clinical studies done in the U.K. to actually improve driver safety.

                                  However large amounts act quite the opposite.

                                  So i'm guessing she just toked a lil ; )D

                                  You go Anne!
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                                    • evildick
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by pr0
                                      Small amounts of marijuana have been PROVEN in clinical studies done in the U.K. to actually improve driver safety.
                                      I'm going to find a copy of that report and keep it in my glove box just in case.

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                                        • LiveDose
                                          Show Yer Tits!
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 25792
                                          #11
                                          Good karma TurboAngel!

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                                            • Violetta
                                              Affiliate
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 28735
                                              #12
                                              you should start using a seatbelt right away! trust me---
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                                                • pornguy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 62910
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                  Not with them.



                                                  Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

                                                  A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.
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                                                    • pr0
                                                      rockin tha trailerpark
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 23088
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by evildick
                                                      I'm going to find a copy of that report and keep it in my glove box just in case.

                                                      I just call my lawyer when i get pulled over now, they usually fuck right off.
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                                                        • pr0
                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 23088
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by pornguy
                                                          Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

                                                          A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.
                                                          sounds like your friend is a fucking closet homo, or his mommy didn't love em

                                                          i got lots of cop friends, & they all love looking at tittys
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                                                            • seeric
                                                              ..........
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 41917
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                              Hell yea I thanked him he could have towed my car and gave me 3 other tickets.



                                                              i love california cops.

                                                              when they pull me over they always try to give me lots of munchies to see if i'll crack and prove that i'm stoned. i stand strong though. 7-11's on every corner. they can't fool me.

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                                                                • pr0
                                                                  rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 23088
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                  i love california cops.

                                                                  when they pull me over they always try to give me lots of munchies to see if i'll crack and prove that i'm stoned. i stand strong though. 7-11's on every corner. they can't fool me.

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                                                                    • pornguy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 62910
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.
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                                                                        • nofx
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 16826
                                                                          #19
                                                                          kill corrupt cops because corrupt cops kill

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                                                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                                            • pr0
                                                                              rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                              • 23088
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                              Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.
                                                                              sure he doesn't love the cock?
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                                                                                • pornguy
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 62910
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Nope. I think his wife would have complained.
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                                                                                    • Nightnday
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 339
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                      I was going and my friend hands me a $100 for the ticket and then takes me down and get's my inspection done
                                                                                      What Angel? What do ya' man say to that??
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                                                                                        • Persignup Dustin
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 871
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          the police


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                                                                                            • TurboAngel
                                                                                              H.B.I.C.
                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                              • 30122
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                              Trust me he loves to look at titties, But now days the women love to flash the tits, and the smile. and pull the skirt up, and then get home and call Internal affairs. It's just not worth getting fired for.

                                                                                              Trust me I didn 't have to flash them and yes you can see them in anything I have on thanks to God, why dod you such a prob with me? If you don't like me then don't look.


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                                                                                                • Nightnday
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 339
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  You ROCK BIG TIME Angel!
                                                                                                  Last edited by Nightnday; 12-27-2005, 03:10 PM.
                                                                                                  Waiting for inspiration only generate an overdraft.

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                                                                                                    • tristan_D
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                      • 7865
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      you have very good friends, angel.
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                                                                                                        • Nightnday
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                          • 339
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                                                                          you have very good friends, angel.
                                                                                                          Believe, she got friends!
                                                                                                          Waiting for inspiration only generate an overdraft.

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                                                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                              • 40149
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Don't be doing drugs

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                                                                                                                • Nightnday
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                  • 339
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Sosa
                                                                                                                  Don't be doing drugs
                                                                                                                  Why scould we?
                                                                                                                  Waiting for inspiration only generate an overdraft.

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                                                                                                                    • TurboAngel
                                                                                                                      H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 30122
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by tristan_D
                                                                                                                      you have very good friends, angel.
                                                                                                                      I'm very thankfull for that.


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                                                                                                                        • pr0
                                                                                                                          rockin tha trailerpark
                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                          • 23088
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by TurboAngel
                                                                                                                          I'm very thankfull for that.


                                                                                                                          she has good friends, because she's good people

                                                                                                                          same with turboface...2 real cool peeps
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                                                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                              • 51271
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Good thing you have your friends who are always there for you girl..

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                                                                                                                                • Nightnday
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 339
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pr0
                                                                                                                                  she has good friends, because she's good people

                                                                                                                                  same with turboface...2 real cool peeps
                                                                                                                                  Ayup, they are alway kind, even to those they fdon't knoe yet!
                                                                                                                                  Waiting for inspiration only generate an overdraft.

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                                                                                                                                    • Nightnday
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 339
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      MAN. I spell like a hyana!
                                                                                                                                      Waiting for inspiration only generate an overdraft.

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                                                                                                                                        • chadglni
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 6924
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          The female cops let me go after they see my cock hanging out too. I'm so cool.


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                                                                                                                                            • Fizzgig
                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 9649
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by pornguy
                                                                                                                                              Hmmm Nothing that amazing in my opinion. And be careful how you flaunt them to a cop as it may cost you more that you want to pay.

                                                                                                                                              A buddy of mine is a cop,. and the more friendly the girl gets, the more tickets he gives.
                                                                                                                                              You, sir, are no gentleman.
                                                                                                                                              ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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                                                                                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 133978
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Gotta catch a break once in awhile..never happens to me though

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                                                                                                                                                    • chadglni
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 6924
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                                                                                      Gotta catch a break once in awhile..never happens to me though
                                                                                                                                                      Only happens to me when I get stopped somewhere I can get out of paying the tickets. :-|


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                                                                                                                                                        • TurboAngel
                                                                                                                                                          H.B.I.C.
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 30122
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Fizzgig
                                                                                                                                                          You, sir, are no gentleman.
                                                                                                                                                          Thanks hun.


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                                                                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Cops like that are slim to none here.


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                                                                                                                                                                • chazer
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 370
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by chadglni
                                                                                                                                                                  The female cops let me go after they see my cock hanging out too. I'm so cool.
                                                                                                                                                                  i doubt that... female cops are the worst, especially if you happen to be a male.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • blazi
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 4321
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      so you showed him your boobs and got a $100 ticket? crappy!!

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