Beggers ringing my bell on Christmas eve :( - GoFuckYourself.com

Adult Site Traffic · 12-24-2005, 02:37 PM

So my guard has the day off, most Mexicans celebrate Christmas starting today.

My bell rings and there's a man standing at the door and he hands me a paper proclaiming that there is a revival in one of the parks today denouncing drugs, alcohol and prostitution. He wants money.

Suddenly, I forget all of my Spanish, while I'm reading his paper.

"No entendo espanol, que quiere?"

He shows me a 5 peso coin and tells me "monedas" (coins, change). Fuck, now the language barrier is broken.

So I tell him "pero me gusta (yes, but I like) drogas, alcohol y prostitutas".

So he offers me 2 suckers. Hmm.

I give him 5 pesos and he gives me the 2 suckers and tells me "Todavía le gustarían drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". (You can still like drugs, alcohol and prostitutes).

Mission accomplished. But I still think I paid too much for the suckers

Redrob · 12-24-2005, 02:39 PM

That is cute....Feliz Navidad.

Slap Dot · 12-24-2005, 02:41 PM

Sure he didn't give you a suck?

Merry Christmas! Splat!

Adult Site Traffic · 12-24-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

That is cute....Feliz Navidad.

You too man, y Nuevo Ano a te.

A-S-T

Adult Site Traffic · 12-24-2005, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slap Dot

Sure he didn't give you a suck?

Merry Christmas! Splat!

LOL.

I prefer raw taco over chorizo.

A-S-T

Slap Dot · 12-24-2005, 02:55 PM

haha nice

pr0 · 12-24-2005, 02:58 PM

I would have asked him to go & get me drugs & a prostitute. And paid him well for the service.

KingK7 · 12-24-2005, 02:59 PM

What are "suckers"?

Nylz · 12-24-2005, 02:59 PM

suckers?

you got a blowjob?

wdsguy · 12-24-2005, 03:55 PM

so you paid for a bj?

EdgeXXX · 12-24-2005, 04:01 PM

As long as they weren't cock-flavored lolipops

EdgeXXX · 12-24-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz

suckers?

you got a blowjob?

JamesK2 · 12-24-2005, 04:02 PM

ummm what are "suckers"?

Marshal · 12-24-2005, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slap Dot

Sure he didn't give you a suck?

Merry Christmas! Splat!

this is too lol! :D

EdgeXXX · 12-24-2005, 04:09 PM

Suckers (aka lollipops):

Pete-KT · 12-24-2005, 04:55 PM

I think you got ripped off

sonofsam · 12-24-2005, 05:55 PM

you guys don't know what suckers are??

SmokeyTheBear · 12-24-2005, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

you guys don't know what suckers are??

in many places they are referred to as lollipops not suckers. a sucker is a guy who paid too much for a car.. or a girl with no teeth

12-24-2005, 02:37 PM	#1
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	Beggers ringing my bell on Christmas eve :( So my guard has the day off, most Mexicans celebrate Christmas starting today. My bell rings and there's a man standing at the door and he hands me a paper proclaiming that there is a revival in one of the parks today denouncing drugs, alcohol and prostitution. He wants money. Suddenly, I forget all of my Spanish, while I'm reading his paper. "No entendo espanol, que quiere?" He shows me a 5 peso coin and tells me "monedas" (coins, change). Fuck, now the language barrier is broken. So I tell him "pero me gusta (yes, but I like) drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". So he offers me 2 suckers. Hmm. I give him 5 pesos and he gives me the 2 suckers and tells me "Todavía le gustarían drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". (You can still like drugs, alcohol and prostitutes). Mission accomplished. But I still think I paid too much for the suckers __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.

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12-24-2005, 02:58 PM	#7
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12-24-2005, 03:55 PM	#10
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EdgeXXX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Secretely plotting a hostile takeover Posts: 5,816	Suckers (aka lollipops): __________________ . . . . I have a sig

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