Beggers ringing my bell on Christmas eve :(
 

So my guard has the day off, most Mexicans celebrate Christmas starting today.

My bell rings and there's a man standing at the door and he hands me a paper proclaiming that there is a revival in one of the parks today denouncing drugs, alcohol and prostitution. He wants money.

Suddenly, I forget all of my Spanish, while I'm reading his paper.

"No entendo espanol, que quiere?"

He shows me a 5 peso coin and tells me "monedas" (coins, change). Fuck, now the language barrier is broken.

So I tell him "pero me gusta (yes, but I like) drogas, alcohol y prostitutas".

So he offers me 2 suckers. Hmm.

I give him 5 pesos and he gives me the 2 suckers and tells me "Todavía le gustarían drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". (You can still like drugs, alcohol and prostitutes).

Mission accomplished. But I still think I paid too much for the suckers :(

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That is cute....Feliz Navidad.

Sure he didn't give you a suck? :)

Merry Christmas! Splat!

You too man, y Nuevo Ano a te.

A-S-T

LOL.

I prefer raw taco over chorizo. :thumbsup

A-S-T

haha nice

I would have asked him to go & get me drugs & a prostitute. And paid him well for the service.

What are "suckers"?

suckers?

you got a blowjob?

so you paid for a bj?

As long as they weren't cock-flavored lolipops

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ummm what are "suckers"?

this is too lol! :D

Suckers (aka lollipops):

http://www.safefundraising.com/images/PopsRnd1.jpg

I think you got ripped off:)

you guys don't know what suckers are??

:(

in many places they are referred to as lollipops not suckers. a sucker is a guy who paid too much for a car.. or a girl with no teeth