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Adult Site Traffic · 12-24-2005, 02:37 PM

So my guard has the day off, most Mexicans celebrate Christmas starting today.

My bell rings and there's a man standing at the door and he hands me a paper proclaiming that there is a revival in one of the parks today denouncing drugs, alcohol and prostitution. He wants money.

Suddenly, I forget all of my Spanish, while I'm reading his paper.

"No entendo espanol, que quiere?"

He shows me a 5 peso coin and tells me "monedas" (coins, change). Fuck, now the language barrier is broken.

So I tell him "pero me gusta (yes, but I like) drogas, alcohol y prostitutas".

So he offers me 2 suckers. Hmm.

I give him 5 pesos and he gives me the 2 suckers and tells me "Todavía le gustarían drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". (You can still like drugs, alcohol and prostitutes).

Mission accomplished. But I still think I paid too much for the suckers

12-24-2005, 02:37 PM
Adult Site Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South-East of the Border of Disorder Posts: 5,093	Beggers ringing my bell on Christmas eve :( So my guard has the day off, most Mexicans celebrate Christmas starting today. My bell rings and there's a man standing at the door and he hands me a paper proclaiming that there is a revival in one of the parks today denouncing drugs, alcohol and prostitution. He wants money. Suddenly, I forget all of my Spanish, while I'm reading his paper. "No entendo espanol, que quiere?" He shows me a 5 peso coin and tells me "monedas" (coins, change). Fuck, now the language barrier is broken. So I tell him "pero me gusta (yes, but I like) drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". So he offers me 2 suckers. Hmm. I give him 5 pesos and he gives me the 2 suckers and tells me "Todavía le gustarían drogas, alcohol y prostitutas". (You can still like drugs, alcohol and prostitutes). Mission accomplished. But I still think I paid too much for the suckers __________________ ALL Domains and Websites are GOING AWAY NOW! Ask me! Many great domains, mainstream and adult, some complete sites with databases, some names with traffic and PR, some investment quality names. Come take a look! { Traffic Orders: Please go here } .:: SHARPEN the Elite - BURN the leftovers! Ooh-Rah!! ::.